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    So my second night of dancing EVAR, a bachelor party comes in, and I sit down next to this dude who is very drunk, and attempt to hustle him for a dance. I'm talking to him and whatnot, and I bring up a dance. He said he will get a dance after I'm done on stage (because they had just called for me to stand by to get on) So he comes to the rail, tips generously, and I finish. So I call on him about that dance, and he apologized, as drunken as he was, and said he did not trust himself at that point. He wasn't sure if he could keep his hands to himself, and said he was very sorry, but maybe next time he was in. He did tip me for my time before I left (which wasn't long after that), but I wasn't sure what to make of him. His buddy seemed kind of concerned that this dude was seriously gone.

    On top of that, I lost a CR because I had to go on stage. They were calling my name as the dude was like "I want teh sham-payne r00mz! MayB u dance 4 me?" I asked him to wait for me at the bar, but his buddies drug him out on my second song. GRRR. Next time, stage waits.

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    Absolutely. This pisses the DJ's off, but if you tip them well to make up for it they might not get so upset. If you have a CR customer don't leave him to go onstage, to check your make up, to go to the bathroom, NOTHING, until you close the deal and the money is in your hand. I don't care if you're going to pee down your leg, if you have to go to the bathroom, wait until you get seated and then tell the guy to make himself comfortable while you go freshen up. And reassure him you will ask the bouncer to wait until you get back to start the time. I, too, have learned this from experience.

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    Well the drunk guy thing...there's nothing worse than finally getting a guy back for a dance and he's lunging for your pussy behind your back. Dancing for grabby drunk guy.. not fun. Dancing for happy go lucky drunk ..fun.

    For the champagne room thing: You were in the middle of a sale. Once you leave qualified prospect you have a great chance of loosing the sale. I mean you don't go pee right before the song starts for the LD...you do everything first then hustle guy and start dance. ^^good advice lucky one.
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    Yep..once you've got the fish on the hook..dont leave the line until you've got him in the boat!

    Tip the DJ extra and tell him you cant go on because you've got a CR sale. If it happens to fall through anyway...apologize and offer to go up ASAP. Do NOT leave until you've got money in hand or the CC is run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    I don't care if you're going to pee down your leg,
    ^^^You rock. Mental pictures of yellow waterfall trickling into rhinestone studded stiletto....

    I totally agree though, CLOSE the sale first, then do what you gotta do. It's about getting the money in your hand, and not an empty promise. This business is full of empty promises.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    I actually meant to, but I panicked and that flew out of my mouth. Bah.

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