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    Angry Eff you, Pantry Moths

    Eat well, little beasts, for tomorrow, you die. I will spend my entire day off killing you. I shall throw out all packaged food that you have contaminated, buy jars for hermetically sealing that which shall come into my house in the future, set down pheromone traps, and bleach my entire pantry. I am not fucking around. You have ruined my oatmeal, you bitches, and this means war.

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    Oh that shit SUCCCCKKKSSSS

    I just had a similar issue in an apartment I'm turning. On my 4th Flea treatment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Eat well, little beasts, for tomorrow, you die. I will spend my entire day off killing you.
    Git some, rozz!

    I already know how you feel about Ahhnold movies. If you don't already have it, you might wanna rent "Commando" for inspiration...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Oooooo... can I come help, wifey???
    Of course. Biohazard suits will be supplied. And cookies, made from the flour that doesn't have moth eggs in it.

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    I totally misread this as "Eff you, Panty Moths". So while I sympathize with the horrors of such an infestation, I am also relieved that you don't have panty moths. Be grateful. Things could be worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    I totally misread this as "Eff you, Panty Moths". So while I sympathize with the horrors of such an infestation, I am also relieved that you don't have panty moths. Be grateful. Things could be worse.
    LOL! I read it the same way! hahaha!

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    ooooooooh I hate those things! They were in my parents house. ick.

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    I love the thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Eat well, little beasts, for tomorrow, you die. I will spend my entire day off killing you. I shall throw out all packaged food that you have contaminated, buy jars for hermetically sealing that which shall come into my house in the future, set down pheromone traps, and bleach my entire pantry.
    Rozz, I hope you didn't forget about the DDT, blowtorches and poisonous snakes. A little overkill won't do any harm. I mean c'mon, these fuckers ruined your oatmeal. Let'em have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Be grateful. Things could be worse.
    yup... you could have ants. who never die. my worst nightmare.

    ... or find a little baby spider. because we all know 1 little baby spider means MANY MORE are very close by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Rozz, I hope you didn't forget about the DDT, blowtorches and poisonous snakes. A little overkill won't do any harm. I mean c'mon, these fuckers ruined your oatmeal. Let'em have it.
    I found the fuckers eating D-con. Should that be possible? Perhaps I shall resort to poisonous snakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    I found the fuckers eating D-con. Should that be possible?
    Mutant Ninja Pantry Moths?

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    Lord. I read this quicky as "panty" moths, and so was totally confused when I scanned the post and reached the part about ruined oatmeal.

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    you should catch them then put them in somebodys pantry that u hate. >=)




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    Update: they have eaten all my cereal, even the ones that weren't opened. They ate my cake mixes and my stovetop. The pocky is safe.

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    Oh, good. Pocky is the most important thing!

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    Ugh, my parents used to have those! One day, my dad did the mothocide that you're planning, put moth traps in there, and then made the rule that if anyone left the pantry door open, they would be hung. It worked and they haven't had the little fuckers since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Update: they have eaten all my cereal, even the ones that weren't opened. They ate my cake mixes and my stovetop. The pocky is safe.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Oh, good. Pocky is the most important thing!
    Wow, rozz/Yek!



    ^^"Pocky"? Where have I been? I had no clue about this snack (bless Google!). I guess I'm still culturally bankrupt... Interesting that Pocky is moth-proofed...

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    Pocky is the greatest thing the Japanese have ever done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Mutant Ninja Pantry Moths?

    Raaaaaaid!! *BOOM*

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    I just got done with a Moth-Crusade of my own! It was quite the battle, lives were lost and moral was down... But I came back and killed them all! Fully equipped with oven mitts, a hoodie, and a fly swatter; of course. I threw away all carb-loaded items (good day to start a low carb diet huh?) and launched my attack. I hate bugs. Period.

    God speed Rozz, Kill 'em all.

    Hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    I keep my flour, pasta, sugar and such in airtight containers. Yet somehow, some little creepy crawlies got into not only the flour, but the pasta as well! It's obvious to see little black bugs in white flour... but not so easy to see little bugs in a big box of elbow macaroni. Yea, thank God I saw them floating in the pot before I served dinner. Needless to say, we went out that night! *barf*
    Freeze the flour and pastas for three or more days. This to kill the eggs that were already in the packages and made the trip from the factory. If you buy in bulk separate into glass jars, put two bay leaves on the bottom, fillto within an inch of the top, place two more bay leaves on top. Here is the ultimate secret. Dry ice. Put a small piece of dry ice in each jar of dry goods with the lid on loosely. The dry ice will turn back in to carbon dioxide and displace the air in the jar. When the dry ice has melted away seal the jar tightly a store. The bay leaves drive bugs away and the carbon dioxide smother and kills them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Freeze the flour and pastas for three or more days. This to kill the eggs that were already in the packages and made the trip from the factory.
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    Rozz...you are too funny!



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    DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

    Now *I* have a pantry moth infestation, except I don't have a pantry so they are all over my damn kitchen and I also find them in the bedroom and bathroom. Today I had to throw out half a pound of brown rice because they had somehow managed to get inside the bag (which was tightly rolled shut with a big clip on it) and just now I found them in the cabinet on my DISHES!!

    Eff you in the ASS, pantry moths!! EFF YOU!!

    Anyone know how I can get rid of them without buying expensive poisons or throwing everything out? I'm poor and I can't afford to launch a huge counteroffense! How the fuck do these assholes get in, anyway?

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