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    ive decided im too embarassed even to have posted this. sorry.
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    Default Re: how f**king embarrassing

    oh come on jaizaine. maybe post it in LO? i'm sure we can help you feel better.

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    oh alright, but please nobody laugh!

    i was doing a dance last night and some pee came trickling out. i did not even need to go to the toilet. I was dancing with another dancer and it went on her! but we are good friends and she seemed very amused by it luckily.

    but i feel really really embarrassed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post


    oh alright, but please nobody laugh!

    i was doing a dance last night and some pee came trickling out. i did not even need to go to the toilet. I was dancing with another dancer and it went on her! but we are good friends and she seemed very amused by it luckily.

    but i feel really really embarrassed.
    Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry this happened to you! Bless your heart! How many people saw?

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    Just the 2 dancers that I was dancing with. We did a dance for this customer but he was intellectually disabled and he didn't seem to realise what happened. But the 2 girls are luckily my friends inside and outside of work and thought it was hilarious.

    It was only a little bit but it's freaked me out. I have never lost bladder control before and i dont know why it happened.

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    Perhaps you were moving some weird way that put pressure on your bladder or released your pelvic muscles. This happens to me sometimes, where just a little courses out, mostly when I am recovering from a UTI.

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    Are you sore at all or anything? You could have some kind of UTI that coulda caused the uncontrollable bladder.
    Just be glad it didn't happen on stage or something!

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    well one of the other dancers sat on top of me and pressed against my tummy.

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    I have been known to pee myself (like you described, just a trickle) when wearing a heavy-absorbency tampon. I don't know if it's putting pressure on my bladder or what but I tell you it's a weird sensation...to all of a sudden...pee a little. I worried about it for a while, but if I don't wear big tampons I don't pee myself.

    Coughing, sneezing, and yes, I'm sure pressure from a dancer sitting on your stomach have all been known to make ladies pee. I wouldn't worry about it!!!

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    Poor baby! That sux. At least the guy didn't notice.
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    I'm actually glad that you posted this. I've ovulated down my leg before on stage... and was too embarrassed to post. All of this stuff happens to everyone at some point, but it's probably usually in the grocery store or something. Here we are, nude or nearly nude, and yeah... you can't hide it when a true moment of humanity hits and you're all out there for everyone to see. That's why we have each other here on SW. I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad it was with friends who aren't going to be telling everyone. As time goes on, this will probably be hilarious to you, and the makings of a great inside joke. But yeah, i do feel your pain.
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    I've had this happen to me.... on the way to the dressig room I sneezed and wet myself right there. Luckly no one was around to see my facial expression or they would have known something happend. I cleaned up and changed into a clean outfit and no one was the wiser. However, if I have to sneeze I run for the DR just to be safe.

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    Oh I'm sorry. How embarrassing. You're lucky just your friends saw. I'm terrified I'm going to pee on a custy some day. I'm afraid I'm going to have a full bladder and a big sneeze... I guess we all need to remember out Kegels right?
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    Jaizaine, do you have kids? It's VERY common, almost expected to do this after kids, hell, I do it! I pee myself when laughing! What helps me out is doing Kegal (however it's spelled) exercises. If you don't know what they are : When you are peeing, stop your pee, then start it, do it again. Get the feel for it and then you'll be able to do it when you are not peeing and doing whatever. Or, maybe more easily stated, kinda like squeezing your man's dick when having sex. Same muscles, and it helps strengthen them to hold pee in under stressful times for your bladder.
    Hope that helps!! Oh, and try to squeeze for as long as you can, I squeeze my fists together and focus on that, the harder I squeeze my fists, the harder I squeeze my crotch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casey4Now View Post
    I've had this happen to me.... on the way to the dressig room I sneezed and wet myself right there. Luckly no one was around to see my facial expression or they would have known something happend. I cleaned up and changed into a clean outfit and no one was the wiser. However, if I have to sneeze I run for the DR just to be safe.
    This happened to me at the beging of a shift one day! Nobody saw, but I told my friend and she got a good laugh out of it. No worries=)

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    I've ovulated down my leg before on stage... and was too embarrassed to post.
    ovulated?? i dont understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    ovulated?? i dont understand.
    You beat me to it! How do you ovulate down your leg?

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    I'm just as confused as you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Habinairo View Post
    Jaizaine, do you have kids? It's VERY common, almost expected to do this after kids, hell, I do it! I pee myself when laughing! What helps me out is doing Kegal (however it's spelled) exercises. If you don't know what they are : When you are peeing, stop your pee, then start it, do it again. Get the feel for it and then you'll be able to do it when you are not peeing and doing whatever. Or, maybe more easily stated, kinda like squeezing your man's dick when having sex. Same muscles, and it helps strengthen them to hold pee in under stressful times for your bladder.
    Hope that helps!! Oh, and try to squeeze for as long as you can, I squeeze my fists together and focus on that, the harder I squeeze my fists, the harder I squeeze my crotch.
    No I have not had any children and I do those Kegal exercises (coz my mum is a nurse and she has always told me to do them.
    Thats why I was so surprised that it happened coz nolthing like this has ever hapened before.

    thanks for posting ladies, i feel much better to know that others have had these experiences and it is pretty normal.

    im also curious about the ovulation. i know some women can feel when the ovulate but i didnt know that it comes out? is it like a discharge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    You beat me to it! How do you ovulate down your leg?
    Oh you know... your standard bunch of goo dripping down the leg. A one and only experience, thankfully. I think it's pretty normal to get a little extra discharge when you ovulate, but this was like a flood that came from nowhere, (and i cant BELIEVE I'm talking about this right now. So embarrassing.) It's Jaizaine's fault. She got me started. hehe.
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    I don't know why either, but I "pee" myself every now and then. Just a tiny bit, but I feel like an old lady!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Oh you know... your standard bunch of goo dripping down the leg. I think it's pretty normal to get a little extra discharge when you ovulate, but this was like a flood that came from nowhere
    I don't think that's due to ovulation. It happens to me but I am on the pill and do not ovulate, and i think it happens more than just once a month. Thankfully though, I don't work nude! But it does happen anyway when I am working and I run into the DR to make sure I didn't just bleed everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    I don't think that's due to ovulation. It happens to me but I am on the pill and do not ovulate, and i think it happens more than just once a month. Thankfully though, I don't work nude! But it does happen anyway when I am working and I run into the DR to make sure I didn't just bleed everywhere.
    Uh.. you still ovulate on birth control, the egg just doesn't attach to the uteral lining. There is a mucus that forms when you ovulate. Sometimes it's thicker on more woman than others. The mucus is commonly used as a sign for natural planning to make sure you're ovulating or not. Sometimes it can be thick and run down the leg if you're ovulating and have a heavy cycle of any sort.

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    Sometimes when I sneeze I pee a little. It started happening after I had my baby. The Kegel exercises do help. I don't pee when I sneeze as much as I used to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Uh.. you still ovulate on birth control, the egg just doesn't attach to the uteral lining. There is a mucus that forms when you ovulate. Sometimes it's thicker on more woman than others. The mucus is commonly used as a sign for natural planning to make sure you're ovulating or not. Sometimes it can be thick and run down the leg if you're ovulating and have a heavy cycle of any sort.

    I got what she meant.
    I got it a little later, but yeah, I guess discharge can run down your leg during ovulation.

    I just loved that sentence! I ovulated down my leg. If it wasn't so embarassing for PG, I'd put that one in my siggy.

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