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    I'm normally really good with maintaining the number of one-dollar bills I have around the house. I use them to tip out when I leave work and I always keep a bunch in my wallet instead of larger bills. However, stage tips have been really good and even when I do the above, I've managed to collect well over 200 of them... It's finally time to suck it up and deposit them, I guess. The teller will have a little counter thing, right? They don't usually look at you funny, do they?

    How do you guys deal with all of your ones? Is it pretty easy for you to keep them from building up? I like going to restaurants because I can just leave the whole bill in ones. I'll take my bf to IHOP when he stays over and we "live like kings" as we like to call it.
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    Can you just take them into work and cash them in for bigger bills?

    Otherwise..I've never had an issue depositing ones. If they ask(which is SO rude) just say you are a waitress and have been saving your tips if you dont want to tell.

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    once when i went to the bank with a lot of ones, the guy asked if i was a waitress, and i flat out told him no, i was a stripper. he turned bright red and didn't know what to say. haha.. dont question why i'm bringing you ones any more than a stack of 20s!

    can you trade them in at your club? i do that if the club lets me, i'll ask the bartender or something.

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    There's usually so much going on at the bar, I feel bad taking their time to do that... so I don't normally trade them out at work. Is that what most people do?
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    I used to cash them out for big bills at work. Don't worry about taking their time up, strip clubs always need more ones. Failing that I would take my hubby with me to the grocery store that week and pay with them. Nobody ever said a thing to me when he was with me glaring at them.

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    Lucky you! I wish I were able to have leftover 1's. Our staff expects huuuge tips, so I always use up all my ones and have to use up a couple of my twenties while tipping out

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    I cash mine in at the bar. I used to make my bf cash them in for me, as he always has cash laying around. He'd take them in to his bank, and they all knew what I did. "hey you brought us ones! i guess sxy had a good weekend at the club huh!" In fact, when he stopped going in, they'd yell at him. "what the hell we had to order ones because of you!!!!" heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Can you just take them into work and cash them in for bigger bills?

    Otherwise..I've never had an issue depositing ones. If they ask(which is SO rude) just say you are a waitress and have been saving your tips if you dont want to tell.
    Or tell them to mind their own fucking business. That's what I'd do. But fortunately I have never had an issue with depositing ones. As long as you face them and organize them into groups of 50, they shouldn't care a bit.
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    hey at least your not cashing in 400 dollars in 2's! I personally would have no problem saying where they came from, but I bank at the same bank as my boyfriends mother and 75 percent of her coworkers and friends in a small town...so that wouldn't go over too well, I actually tried to cash them in at a different bank but they wouldn't because I didn't have an account.
    I always get asked though...I mean at least ones are normal, i honestly cashed in hundreds in 1's as a waitress...but 2's. I think it's rude to ask how you made your money...youre a banker, just take my small bills and make them big ones. Ask how my day was if you like, but not "where I got so money 2's!"
    I don't even know where to say they came from.


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    I had a roommate that would keep a "dollar bucket" in the corner of her room. Every night she would throw all her singles in it after work. Not counting them or even straightening them out. Then at the end of the month, she'd count it out and it would be a nice $500-700. Then, if it was a bad weekend like the end of the month always is when all the girls need to pay their rent, she'd use it for rent. If it was a good week, she'd put it in savings.

    It didn't work for me since I'd always cash in halfway thru and buy something I probably don't even like now. But it was still nice to realize I had that money sitting there I'd forgotten about. Try it, maybe it'll work for some of you!

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    ^ that is such a good idea!

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    I just take them to the bank. For some reason, the bankers are all girls my age, and they say stuff like "you look guilty" and "so you have the days off" and "did well last night didn't you"? Since there are so many strip clubs and strippers in this town, i'm sure they know. I'm courteous enough to bank face all the ones and rubberband them in bundles of 25 so they're easier to count though. I wish I could do the dollar bucket thing, that sounds like an awesome idea, but most nights at DII 75% of my money is ones, so that wouldn't leave me with very much for the rest of the month

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    You could probably complain to the management about them. No one should be greeted by some snotty teller, telling them they look guilty. Would they do that to Donald Trump? "5 billion? Who did you ruin NOW Donald?" I just stare down the tellers here when they try to huff and puff abuot my stacks of ones.

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    Okay, I deposited them at the bank and she was really nice! I hadn't organized them since I figured she'd use the counter... but someone else was using it so she had to do it by hand. I guess I'm just scarred from one experiance where a teller asked me what I did for a living. I was depositing a lot of cash but not even one's! Heh, I could tell them I'm a drug dealer. No, no...
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    I put them into envelopes in groups of 50, all facing the same direction. They can use the machine, but the machine just counts, it doesn't flip them in the same direction. The tellers have said thank you to me for having them all face the same way. I generally bring in about 200 a month.

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    I keep paper clips and when Im organizing my money at home, I paperclip the ones into bundles of 25$. It makes it easy to count the bundles, general idea of what I made... adn when I go to the bank, its usually within 1-2$ of the amount(human error ya know) and makes it easier for the teller if its being counted by hand.

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    I always bank face mine and have them in bundles of $100's. I've never had a problem. And yes, a lot of waitresses have many small bills. Hell, the tellers might even assume that a cute waitress is a dancer and visa versa. It's none of their business what you do. They're just doing their job when they count your money, and they ought to be professional about it. I'm rather proud inside that I'm a dancer and know that I'll be one of those boring paycheck people again in a couple of years, and actually like bringing in my small bundles of cash.

    OTOH, One of our bouncers who is a bit thick around the middle cashes in his ones once a month. He tells the tellers that he's a dancer at Chubby-Dales. He says they always get a kick out of it.
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    what if you dont want to deposit your ones and just want to change them to larger bills....will they be cooperative, do they keep record, etc.?

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    I just sell mine to the club throughout the night. When the wad on my garter starts getting too fat, I count out my singles and sell them back to the door guy for a twenty or a fifty. About an hour or two before closing I stop doing this, and I use the remaining ones for tipout. I never go home with more than four singles.

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    When I have lots of ones or we accumulate lots of them from our in club costume sales, the ones get spent BEFORE any larger bills.

    1. Gas. I have no problem paying for $45 dollars in gas with all ones.

    2. Wal-Mart or the like. I have no problem giving the clerk $60 in ones there.

    If I have ones, they will get used first, REGARDLESS of where I am spending money.

    If we accumulate too many from club sales, THEN and only THEN will we take them to the bank.

    Banks don't keep records of the denominations used in your deposits.You can't worry about what people think. Just use the ones as you need to.

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    I am a stickler about ones. They irritate me! I trade them in at the bar constantly. If I do happen to have some at home, I face them and take them to the bank to deposit. I believe there is another thread about nosy tellers, but I'll say this again--it's none of their business! I just say I'm a stripper and that usually shuts them up quick. If they make a face, I say "Well I bet I work half as much as you do and make twice as much!" and walk away.

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    i cash mine in at the end of the night. I deposit money every monday and if I have any left at the end of the week i save them for whatever I'm saving up for.

    I have a friend who loves going thru the self check out at Wal-mart and feeding it her ones. Takes forever though!

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    I just spend them. I get a kick out of paying for groceries, dinner, ect. in ones. It irritates my boyfriend when the cashier at wal-mart has to count them all, but hes not paying for them so whatever

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    today I went to the bank to deposit 200 ones and the teller looked me up and down and said "so which restaurant do YOU work at?" lol... it's always the same three girls working. I'm not embarassed though, it's just comical, and they're the ones counting all my ones. It's kind of funny thinking that every single one of those bills has been put on the tip rail in front of my naked writhing body though. haha. It was even better satisfaction back when I used to hold my money in my garter, and I could think to myself that every single one of those bills has been in my garter as they're counting them out and making faces at me. haha.

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    I use mine for tipouts and housefees, and if I'm getting a whole lot through the night I'll cash them in for bigger bills periodically. It only takes a few minutes and gives me a little time for a breather. The club can always use them. Monday night I cashed in for $100s twice and still had almost $100 in ones for tipouts.

    I have occasionally deposited a bunch of ones - they might look at you funny and they might not. Who cares? You're probably depositing more $ in ones than their weekly paycheck anyway

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