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    Default OMG I have to pass a drug test tomorrow!!!

    I just got hired with a company that requires me to take a drug test! I smoke weed every once and awhile. I applied for the job not thinking that they would call me back but they did. NE ways don't scold me for smoking weed, I have a prescription but since it is just a state law and now a federal law the prescription will not let me slide on the drug test. I really want this job! The question is "How do I pass a drug test by tomorrow?" I am not a big druggie. Smoking helps my anxiety and depression. Please if ne one has an advice let me know!! Thanks I am freaking out

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    Don't work at a job that looks down on smoking pot. If you think there's nothing wrong with it, your job should reflect the same. Screw the job... this is stripperweb.. DANCE!

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    oh yeah and if you really want the job (which you do right?) there's something called either Vail's or Dale's you can get at a smoke shop that will clear you out, it's in a bottle.. liquid cleanse something or other- I don't know exactly what the name is but I have a friend who swears by it.

    Drug tests make me angry, I've never done one because I've never put myself in that position, but it's seriously a violation of privacy.

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    ^^ Nothing will clear it from your hair follicles...

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    Do you know what they are looking for? It's not always "any substance and you're out".
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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    ^^ Nothing will clear it from your hair follicles...
    I've yet to come across a job that does hair tests. I mean I suppose if it was a military or gov't job or something maybe.



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    Zydot. Buy it. It works if you take it properly. I passed two tests using it back in my toking days. It tastes like bile though. I don't envy your predicament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    I've yet to come across a job that does hair tests. I mean I suppose if it was a military or gov't job or something maybe.
    I've had an irrigation company do a hair follicle test on me just to do assembly work.

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    Actually, hair tests are becoming far more prevalent. For retail jobs, no, you wont have a hair test. Heck, I had one for a internship at a tiny county's visitors bureau.

    But if it is for any kind of corporation (think any company that is on the stock market) or anything that has a strong public image (newspapers, department store upper management) you WILL have a hair test. And nothing will get you through a hair test if you've smoked. Depending on the quality of the company doing the testing, a hair test can go back 6-18 months.

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    It is a pee test. I thought about using someone elses pee (gross!!) but all of my friends smoke. Plus I think they can test if it is male or female pee! I have a friend that can pee for me but she takes xanax and I think they test for that.

    Gypsy I have been dancing out here in Cali and it sux big cock!!! I don't make enough money out here as I would at a normal job. Plus you have to work scedules out here F*&@ that! If I am an independent contractor I will make my own scedule!!

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    Oh, and also, even if it is just a urine test, it is very unlikely you will be able to completely clear it out of your system by tomorrow. If you go ahead and go to the test, you will fail, and the company will make a notation on its records, ruining your chances of ever working there in your future.

    If you really want to work for this company, call in, and politely say you had accepted another opportunity, and apply again in the future...when you're weed free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sent_from_heaven11 View Post
    It is a pee test. I thought about using someone elses pee (gross!!) but all of my friends smoke. Plus I think they can test if it is male or female pee! I have a friend that can pee for me but she takes xanax and I think they test for that.

    Gypsy I have been dancing out here in Cali and it sux big cock!!! I don't make enough money out here as I would at a normal job. Plus you have to work scedules out here F*&@ that! If I am an independent contractor I will make my own scedule!!
    In most urine tests, you dont bring in a sample. Companies know most people will just have another pee for them. They usually have you come in and will have you pee there. Some more stringent companies will insist on nothing but a very thin screen separating you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kandie_kitten View Post
    In most urine tests, you dont bring in a sample. Companies know most people will just have another pee for them. They usually have you come in and will have you pee there. Some more stringent companies will insist on nothing but a very thin screen separating you.
    Usually when people use other people's pee they bring in in a condom (un-lubed!) and hold it in their underwear to keep it body temp. Then poke a hole in the condom and "pee" into the sample cup.



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    ^lol, I have heard of that. My mom runs a consultant firm/drug testing company, and she was telling me about that. The difficulty is, many drug testing ffacilities have caught on, and now test all urine samples for traces of latex/lambskin, etc

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    ^lol, yeah. A girl where I work did that and used her daughter's pee (nothing like teaching your kids honesty and drug-free living...) and was shocked to find out she failed. Umm... lol, did you think your teenage daughter wouldn't pick up the weed habit when you smoke at home 24/7?



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    Oh wow, thats awesome. Nothing better than mom-daughter bonding over weed and urine

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    I could be wrong (and drug testing procedures could be different in different countries) but I think the test the cops do for weed here in australia when they pull you over only shows if you have smoked in the last 6 hours..... I would do some serious googling and check out the products that clear your urine. maybe postpone the drug test dat for a week and do the hard yards not smoking for a few days b4 the test?
    Will they be likely to do random drug tests as well? Because that would very much suck....
    And WTF they actually do hair follicle tests for potential employees??? That is sooooo expensive to do over here I dont think anyone would do it!

    Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kandie_kitten View Post
    In most urine tests, you dont bring in a sample. Companies know most people will just have another pee for them. They usually have you come in and will have you pee there. Some more stringent companies will insist on nothing but a very thin screen separating you.
    You hide it and keep it body temp. AGHHH this is so frustrating!

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    I don't smoke, but I was thinking maybe you could do a cleanse and then do a home drug test to see if it worked? I'm not sure if the home tests are as accurate as the lab ones tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    I've yet to come across a job that does hair tests. I mean I suppose if it was a military or gov't job or something maybe.
    My friend is a Budweiser girl (she has their credit card and goes to bars they tell her to and buys everyone free bud). She had to get a hair test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    My friend is a Budweiser girl (she has their credit card and goes to bars they tell her to and buys everyone free bud). She had to get a hair test.
    That sounds like a great job. I really thought this was a myth or something they did if you worked at say, NASA lol.

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    I just think testing for marijuana is ridiculous. What they should really do is have a psychologist come in and give everyone thorough personality compatibility tests and IQ tests to make sure that idiots don't smoke on the job. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the responsible use of marijuana, what's wrong is that people don't know how to separate work and pleasure.

    For harder drugs, of course they should test for them.... but marijuana?? no.

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    I used to work for a company that did a saliva test.

    I knew a doctor who passed a piss test by taking some crap he bought at a smoke shop that made him piss/puke/shit everything out. He said it worked.

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    So exactly what job is this and why is it so desirable?

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    I believe something called "golden seal" will clean your system. I think health food stores sell it. Good luck and i hope it is worth the sacrifice.

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