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    Since britt244 started an interesting thread titled "" in The Lounge recently, I did what any self-respecting Googleholic would do and searched the web for additional wisdom regarding "assholes".

    During my pathetic odyssey, I came across the Asshole Rating Self-Exam (ARSE), a quiz designed to help people to determine if they are workplace assholes. I’m sure that nobody on SW needs to take this test , but just in case:


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    Well, some of those questions were two parters. "you are ______ AND you ________" and for most of those types of questions, I was yes to one part, and no to the other.... weird.


    So I got a 9. I'm borderline asshole. Oops.
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    Ditto, Paige!

    "Borderline asshole" here. I scored an 8-- but I confess to suppressing my assholism (assholishness?) (assholarity?) rating with some cautious responses...

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    I already knew I was practically certified. I scored a 15.

    DRAT! I only needed 1 more to be "full- blown!"



    5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.



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    "6" i was worried i was going to score lower based on the line of questioning. i'm not exactly an asshole, probably closer to pussy unfortunately.

    i guess being the leader forces the "asshole" hat on sometimes though.

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    I scored a 2:

    You don't sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

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    Asshole Rating=9

    5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

    heyya..love me or hate me.I'm da one who has 2 look into da mirror every morning.

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    I got a 13...I'm a borderline certified asshole. damn..I'll have to try harder. I want my certification.

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    I got a 4




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    I got a 10. Most of those were in the section "How People Respond To You", so I'm not sure whether that means I'm an asshole and don't know it, or other people are just overly sensitive.

    (Bear in mind I've always considered myself a more "intense" person at work/school than in my personal life.)
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    I scored a 7. However, I love my coworkers and my company. They are all bowling and getting drunk right now on the company tab, woohoo. I decided to come home for a while though. I don't think I'm an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    i guess being the leader forces the "asshole" hat on sometimes though.
    This is very true.

    ETA: I learned that being in the military real quick.
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    The two-parters that Paige mentioned - to me, since it said or implied "and" between the parts, I had to agree to both in order for the whole premise to be true. Therefore, those were all marked false.

    1. Obviously, I'm fooling myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    I scored a 2:

    You don't sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.
    me too!! yay!

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    I got a 7. I rarely have a need to be an asshole at work, it really doesn't work to my advantage in this industry. But I do feel smarter than most of the people I come into contact with, I don't think that makes me an asshole though, there are a lot of idiots in this world.
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    17. whatever what does that test know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post
    17. whatever what does that test know?
    Yikes!

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    i got a zero. maybe I'm fooling myself though.

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    I guess I'm not a big enough Work place Asshole to hang with the likes of you guys....

    I fail.

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