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    I kid you not. And feel free to tsk at me if we did this already, I couldn't find it!


    http://www.clarkmade.com/urinals.html


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    Girls may appriciate a pretty topilet to pee into. Guys, not so much. a man may even feel like slightly less of a man, peeing into a daisy or a lily urinal. Men don't want or need any frills with their urinal. I don;t think they'd care if they peed into a hole in the rgound. They may not even notice a pretty toilet, never mind appriciate it.

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    comeon, you know atleast one guy's aim will be off and he'll be splattering everywhere.....do you really think guys want, or need that? Not to mentioned"maintenance" needed to keep it "clean"

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    That orchid one is scary!

    Reminds me of Audrey II from "Little Shop of Horrors".

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    I like this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3 View Post
    I like this one

    Doesn't it just make you wanna sit down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Doesn't it just make you wanna sit down?
    No to the above. =P

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    It'd be like peeing into a Georgia O'Keeffe painting! I'd bet some art critics would appreciate that on some level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    It'd be like peeing into a Georgia O'Keeffe painting! I'd bet some art critics would appreciate that on some level.
    Fa sho, i concur with the above statement. =)

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    Actually I wouldn't mind something in the toity. It's fun to aim at it.

    I think a Dutch study found they could keep public restrooms a lot cleaner by etching a small fly in the urinal. Guys focused on it and aimed at it, resulting in less misfiring.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Actually I wouldn't mind something in the toity. It's fun to aim at it.

    I think a Dutch study found they could keep public restrooms a lot cleaner by etching a small fly in the urinal. Guys focused on it and aimed at it, resulting in less misfiring.

    your right, i believe in Amsterdam there are places that actually have "target" on the urinals, and find that it is allot cleaner the the standard white-urinal.

    Also, about 4-5 years ago wasn't Virgin Atlantic going to put urinals in that were the shape of a woman's mouth, the idea that it was :art",

    The idea quickly got nixed I think...

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    Found the image:

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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Some of those don't look like you could even aim into properly.

    I would not mind having one, and maintaining one, beats tying up the lou to do something that only takes a minute.

    Still you'd have to set them low enough that you could aim into it, and not on it. That lily looks great, but it would be too much of a mess if you missed. Can I get it without the stamen though? lol
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    I think it would be hilarious to have a toilet shaped like famous people that are looking up astonsihed that you're peeing on them. As the pee trickles down their face and drains into their bellybutton or some shit.

    I would LOVE to pee on Ann Coulter
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    Those are way too nice. I don't think I would go #2 in any of them. Do guys even do that? What the fuck do I know? Medication...HELLO!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    Those are way too nice. I don't think I would go #2 in any of them. Do guys even do that? What the fuck do I know? Medication...HELLO!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    I think it would be hilarious to have a toilet shaped like famous people that are looking up astonsihed that you're peeing on them. As the pee trickles down their face and drains into their bellybutton or some shit.

    I would LOVE to pee on Ann Coulter
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    Some of those are absolutely beautiful.

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    I'm not sure about daisies or lilies. However, I would pull my weenie out to stand in front of tulips...

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    lol, this thread is too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Doesn't it just make you wanna sit down?

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    soo prreetty

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    Just put a red dot in the back to aim at and handle bars on top for swaying drunkenness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboyII View Post
    Why oh why am I having bondage fairies flashbacks now.

    My male, who collects those comics, just snrked his coffee when I read him that. AHAHAHAHAA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    My male, who collects those comics, just snrked his coffee when I read him that. AHAHAHAHAA!
    I have this very devilish smile now, that I just know everyone is going to ask me about....

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