I kid you not. And feel free to tsk at me if we did this already, I couldn't find it!
http://www.clarkmade.com/urinals.html
I personally want the Pitcher Plant.





I kid you not. And feel free to tsk at me if we did this already, I couldn't find it!
http://www.clarkmade.com/urinals.html
I personally want the Pitcher Plant.
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Girls may appriciate a pretty topilet to pee into. Guys, not so much. a man may even feel like slightly less of a man, peeing into a daisy or a lily urinal. Men don't want or need any frills with their urinal. I don;t think they'd care if they peed into a hole in the rgound. They may not even notice a pretty toilet, never mind appriciate it.




comeon, you know atleast one guy's aim will be off and he'll be splattering everywhere.....do you really think guys want, or need that? Not to mentioned"maintenance" needed to keep it "clean"





That orchid one is scary!
Reminds me of Audrey II from "Little Shop of Horrors".
"Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long..."




I like this one
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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."




It'd be like peeing into a Georgia O'Keeffe painting! I'd bet some art critics would appreciate that on some level.
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Actually I wouldn't mind something in the toity. It's fun to aim at it.
I think a Dutch study found they could keep public restrooms a lot cleaner by etching a small fly in the urinal. Guys focused on it and aimed at it, resulting in less misfiring.




your right, i believe in Amsterdam there are places that actually have "target" on the urinals, and find that it is allot cleaner the the standard white-urinal.
Also, about 4-5 years ago wasn't Virgin Atlantic going to put urinals in that were the shape of a woman's mouth, the idea that it was :art",
The idea quickly got nixed I think...





Found the image:
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Some of those don't look like you could even aim into properly.
I would not mind having one, and maintaining one, beats tying up the lou to do something that only takes a minute.
Still you'd have to set them low enough that you could aim into it, and not on it. That lily looks great, but it would be too much of a mess if you missed. Can I get it without the stamen though? lol
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I think it would be hilarious to have a toilet shaped like famous people that are looking up astonsihed that you're peeing on them. As the pee trickles down their face and drains into their bellybutton or some shit.
I would LOVE to pee on Ann Coulter
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Those are way too nice. I don't think I would go #2 in any of them.Do guys even do that? What the fuck do I know? Medication...HELLO!!!
i used to dream militant dreams / of taking over america / to show these white folks how it should be done
i used to dream radical dreams / of blowing everyone away / with my perceptive powers of correct analysis
i even used to think / id be the one to stop the riot and negotiate the peace / then i awoke and dug
that if i dreamed natural dreams / of being a natural woman
doing what a woman does / when shes natural
i would have a revolution
--nikki giovanni
Some of those are absolutely beautiful.





I'm not sure about daisies or lilies. However, I would pull my weenie out to stand in front of tulips...![]()
lol, this thread is too funny



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soo prreetty





Just put a red dot in the back to aim at and handle bars on top for swaying drunkenness.





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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."



I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
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and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
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