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    Default So I saw a sex show in Amsterdam

    it included a person in a gorilla costume with a dildo attached to the front, and which sprayed out on the audience at the end of the set

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    Why the Gorilla get-up ? Well sounds strange but I guess things are off the hook there a bit . So how was the bud ? Hope you had a good time .

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    Yeah...... um... that won't be on my list of stuff to do when I go...
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    Default Re: So I saw a sex show in Amsterdam

    well, that particular part of the show had a girl come out and get 4 guys a girl from the audience. The showgirl had each of them do a funny little bit, and then they all got in a conga line. As the conga line went around the stage, the gorilla came out as a surprise behind the audience girl and joined the end of the conga line holding on to the audience girl and doing some vague humping motions. Then they all stopped and did some more funny stuff (sorry, the beer renders my memory a little vague), and then the gorilla did some jerk-off motions on the dildo and sprayed the audience.

    The rest of the show was basically people fucking and sucking on stage, interspersed with strippers and a girl who smoked a cigar with her pussy...literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Yeah...... um... that won't be on my list of stuff to do when I go...
    My Amsterdam itinerary:

    1. Anne Frank house.

    2. Gorilla dildo conga line.

    3. See lots of tulips and windmills.
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    Default Re: So I saw a sex show in Amsterdam

    Heh. Casa Rosso, right?
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    All I know is when I go to Amsterdam. Soon. My shit is going to be ON STAGE. STUFFED GORILLA And I want to AIM that motherfucker when it fires.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    Heh. Casa Rosso, right?
    You got it.

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    So did you see a sign out front that said live sex shows or did you randomly get lost and was like oh I think I'll stay for some guy in gorilla suit live sex?
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    I SO want to go to Amsterdam!
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    Did you see my thread on Holland? If you want to see tulips you must go in March.

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    lol i went to amsterdam a couple yrs ago and went to the moulin rouge club m and my friend where the only girls in there but it was in no way sleazy at all, definately worth a visit!
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    HA! i saw a cassa roso show last summer when i was there but sans gorilla. instead, there was a girl with a cigar-smoking pussy. she blew smoke rings out from there... what i wondered is how did she figure out she had that, er, talent? did she start with cigarettes, then cigarillos? lol. but amsterdam rawked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    HA! i saw a cassa roso show last summer when i was there but sans gorilla. instead, there was a girl with a cigar-smoking pussy. she blew smoke rings out from there... what i wondered is how did she figure out she had that, er, talent? did she start with cigarettes, then cigarillos? lol. but amsterdam rawked.
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    Haha! That rings some bells...I'd forgotton about that show! (too much booze and weed, i'm sure)
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    haha i think im the only person i know who didnt smoke weed when in amsterdam, i was with a friend and some of the places looked so dodgy i think we were a little scared lol
    we just made it a sex fuelled weekend(ie not havin just looking lol)
    did anyone go to the sex museum?
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    Is this at the same places that have the women in the windows?
    I haven't been there.

    Hey has anyone on here ever seen a ping pong show in Thailand?
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    Yeah the cigar smoking pussy seems to be popular over there. The show I saw, this chic smoked it with her um.. Vah JJ and then handed it to a dude in the audience who happily puffed away for the rest of theshow.

    Thats not what I was smoking for the record

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Hey has anyone on here ever seen a ping pong show in Thailand?
    I'm ashamed to say I have. I have seen women do many disturbing things in Thailand ...fruit, sports equipment, small animals.
    Yup...the "frog in pussy" show had to be the ickiest. The girl holds the little frog under her snatch, and it just jumps up on in there. She then wanders around for a bit like that before clapping on her belly loudly, which makes the frog jump out and into a bucket....or the eager hands of some creepy old white dude as the case may have been.
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    ^^^^
    gross

    is it true (I have heard) that at some of those places you order food and it gets put inside the girls pussy and then served to the customer?
    It sounds ridiculous to me but who knows??
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^^^
    gross

    is it true (I have heard) that at some of those places you order food and it gets put inside the girls pussy and then served to the customer?
    It sounds ridiculous to me but who knows??
    What kind if sick freak would ???.....blech.

    Nevermind. We all know they are out there.

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    I also saw this show in the dam and i am still impressed by the cigar pussy act. The rest was just so so and the people preforming looked pretty bored. Oh and there is absolutely NO leg room in the theater we went to.



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