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    This thread is funny.

    I had a guy tonight tell me he dated a girl who worked in Vegas and she made 3-5 thousand every two shifts, easy! I just wanted to tell him she was probably fucking all her customers before she came home to him, but I didn't. It was probably 10 or 12 years ago, back when he had hair and might have had a chance of picking up a hot girl.

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    Default Re: You'd make so much more money at Club X!

    if it was a decade ago, she might have been making that kind of money-- it was the height of the dotcom boom, after all.

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    Default Re: You'd make so much more money at Club X!

    Quote Originally Posted by miabella View Post
    if it was a decade ago, she might have been making that kind of money-- it was the height of the dotcom boom, after all.
    Yep.
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    Default Re: You'd make so much more money at Club X!

    I work at one of the many strip clubs on King Street in Melbourne. I get a worse version of the "you should work at such and such" that is, "oh i have just come from such and such and its so busy there and all the dancers have their garters full of cash, u should work there" AHHHHHHHHHHHH go back there then, why did u just leave and come to this club if it was so good there?
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    I get it from female custys more often. They always tell me I should be working at Sues Rendezvous and Sin City. The most recent one to tell me that is allegedly a bartender from Sin City. I took her number because I thought she was a hottie

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    i get told that at least 5 times a week. it's usually

    "why don't you work at mons? you'd make so much at mons. you should go to mons. have you ever been to mons? the girls at mons make... i bet mons is packed right now. why don't you work at mons? .. mons.. monsmonsmonsmonsmonsmons mons mons mons mons mons mons mons mons mons mons mons mons"

    and it's like

    YES i've been to mons

    no offense to the girls who work there, and SURE it's a good place to make money, but it is NOT the "end all be all" of strip clubs. it's just got "a name" that's it. it's a TOURIST TRAP. small club, lots of girls, lots of drama, lots of bullshit. lots of young customers with no money (since you don't have to be 21 to get in)

    oh and.. i know full well that every girl there is -NOT- "banking" right now. summer hits mons venus too.

    bastards!

    heh... sorry. i ranted.

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    ^^^Haha... I even get that down here in Sarasota, so don't feel bad. Usually it's used as part of the Why I Should Be Able To See Your Pussy campaign. "But the girls in Tampa will show everything." Good. So go to Tampa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    ^^^Haha... I even get that down here in Sarasota, so don't feel bad. Usually it's used as part of the Why I Should Be Able To See Your Pussy campaign. "But the girls in Tampa will show everything." Good. So go to Tampa.
    "the girls in tampa"

    yep. that's why i have to deal with so much bullshit. i've actually had customers say things to me like

    "but.. i thought this was tampa?"

    and "we heard so much about tampa, this sucks"

    and "well that's why we decided to come to tampa.."

    in response to declined "requests" for heavy contact or extras.

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    ^^ HA! I get that all the time here too. I even had one guy say with a very shocked look on his face "But...you're in Miami...."

    Oh DAMN..is THAT where I am? I had no idea...ok..I'ma whore now..thanks!

    fuckwad

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    ^ haha yeah. whenever i hear "i thought this was tampa" i think (and sometimes say) "HOLY SHIT, SO DID I!! omg where am i????? i'm scared!"

    i also think "the girls in miami probably deal with this a lot too"

    since i also hear "we're gonna go to miami for the REAL action" or "we just got back from miami where the REAL action is"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    ^ haha yeah. whenever i hear "i thought this was tampa" i think (and sometimes say) "HOLY SHIT, SO DID I!! omg where am i????? i'm scared!"

    i also think "the girls in miami probably deal with this a lot too"

    since i also hear "we're gonna go to miami for the REAL action" or "we just got back from miami where the REAL action is"
    Yeah..theres REAL action here all right. Also real herpes, syphillys, ghonnoreah, and Broward and Dade counties have the highest concentration of HIV+ cases in the country. So that REAL action is just the gift that keeps on giving....

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    Gah, I just had this custie. "You should go to Wizzards, the Orchid, Show & Tel etc" NOOOOOOO! If there's so much money there, why are those girls coming here?

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    That is so annoying! Kinda reminds me of when I went to work at Cheetahs in Vegas (yes I know it's ghetto there but I made money), and this guy tells me, "You should work at Spearmint Rhino, they'll hire you because you're white." I'm like, "No, I'm Puerto Rican." And he says, "We'll you're pretty, so they might hire you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    since i also hear "we're gonna go to miami for the REAL action" or "we just got back from miami where the REAL action is"
    Ooh, we have that game in L.A. too! Except here they want to talk about Vegas. "Whaddya mean I can't touch your tits? Hmph. They all let me do it in VEGAS."

    Well, your skeezy ass didn't dance with ME in Vegas, because I wouldn't have let you do it there either!

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    yep, I get this one too. If I had a dollar for every ass who's asked me "why don't you work at Delilah's?" I'd be considerably wealthier.

    First of all, I'm lying to you when you ask where I live and I say Philly. Just b/c I really live in a different nearby state, and I don't want to deal with the possibility of anyone finding my car in the parking lot (which is always the ONLY car there with my state's license plates!) and deciding to follow me home.

    Second, Delilah's isn't all that. I love it when customers think they know everything and they're really about five years behind the times. And NO club is worth a two hour drive IMHO, which is how long it'd take me to get to most Philly clubs.

    Then there are the ones who try to tell me "It's busier across the street"...which is really a code phrase meaning "I'd love to try to finger you, but I know I won't get away with it here, so go to the dump across the street where anything goes so I can try and beg for BJs from you instead of from the fat cracked-out tranny-esque girls that work there."

    I usually just say "oh, so you're saying you're only cheap at THIS club, and if I was at Delilah's you'd actually buy dances and tip me?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    I usually just say "oh, so you're saying you're only cheap at THIS club, and if I was at Delilah's you'd actually buy dances and tip me?"
    Ahahaha!!! I might steal that sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by short skirts View Post
    If I still lived in cape Carnival I'd be there in a flash!
    i do live in cape carnival. when did you live here?

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