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    Default Gotta love myspace...

    Seriously I get some very weird msgs on my work myspace... this one though has made me laugh the hardest...

    HOW ARE YOU MARVEL
    WHEARE ARE YOU NOW
    IM MORROCAN MEN 30 YEARS
    I admire YOUR PICTURE
    YOU ARE SERIEUSLY VERY BEAUTIFULL
    ITS THE TYPE THAT I LIKE IN GIRLS
    I WAIT YOU SEND ME YOUR NAME AND CITY AND OTHER DETAIL
    I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I LIKE GOOD THE CANADIAN GIRLS .
    I HAVE A FRIEND LIVING IN CANADA HE TOLD ME THAT THERE ARE A GENTILES GIRLS IN MONTREAL AND QEBEC .
    I WANT TO TELL YOU I DON't HAVE ANY GIRLFRIEND FOR THE MOMENT. I HOPE YOU TO BE MY ONLY GIRLFRIEND FOT NEXT TIME IN LIVE
    I HOPE YOU VISIT MY COUNTRY IT'S VERY ACCEUILLANT
    WELCOME IN MORROCO AT ANYTIME
    I LIVE ONLY IN A BIG HOUSE HERE.

    YOUR DEAR :YOUSSEF FROM SAFI IN MORROCCO

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    That's fucking hilarious, Cally!

    Check this one out. I got this one the other day. Paige has already seen it. I'm seriously considering doing it, but I'm waiting to get more info on this guy first. Don't want it to be a set-up. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



    Hi. I am looking for a woman and possibly some of her girlfriends that are capable of being tough. Pretend I am the 1 man in this world you hate the most. Now, would you help me with something? I want to be tied up and buried up to my neck in the ground. I want 2 old tires stacked over my head so my head is inside the tires. I want you to dump 3 buckets of shit in -them and just walk away and go home. I'll pay you to do it and I will bring everything needed to include the tires, rope, shit, shovel ect. You must be a tough woman to be able to do this.
    If your not interested, could you just please reply so I take you off my favorites and dont bug you anymore.
    Or if your not interested and think a guy like me is sick and disgusting and should be taught a lesson....reply with, "No thanks, but make the sick bitch suffer and feed him some shit for me".


    -He said he would pay me $1,000 to do this.



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    I don't think I could throw shit on someone for $1K. I've done domme things in the club for willing custies, but it was pretty basic, and I was very caring to them after I slapped them around a bit. No, just couldn't do that, don't need the $$ that bad.

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    ^yeah...I may have to up the price if I decide to do it. He said it would be animal manure. I think it would be funny.



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    I'd do it.

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    ^GO CF!!! LOL! Paige said the same thing, but she's already a Domme. Yeah...I definitely need to get more info, like I said...I don't want to get in any trouble or it be some kind of a set-up, yanno?

    BTW, Cally...I wasn't trying to threadjack, this just came to mind. Like you said...Gotta love MySpace!



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    Default Re: Gotta love myspace...

    Cally that message reminded me of something the bug guy from Men In Black would say...that is too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    I HOPE YOU TO BE MY ONLY GIRLFRIEND FOT NEXT TIME IN LIVE IN

    This part is particularly funny. Does the guy have a Harem or something?



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    I can totally hear his accent in my head. LOL!! "I come from Morroocccoo"

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    LOL he kinda sounds like Borat hahaha

    " WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I LIKE GOOD THE CANADIAN GIRLS .
    I HAVE A FRIEND LIVING IN CANADA HE TOLD ME THAT THERE ARE A GENTILES GIRLS IN MONTREAL AND QEBEC ."

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    [email protected] borat. that is too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueJeanBaby View Post
    LOL he kinda sounds like Borat hahaha

    " WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I LIKE GOOD THE CANADIAN GIRLS .
    I HAVE A FRIEND LIVING IN CANADA HE TOLD ME THAT THERE ARE A GENTILES GIRLS IN MONTREAL AND QEBEC ."
    Definately. That came to mind too.

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    NiiiIIIIIiiiiCE! :p

    If everything you try is a sure thing, you aren't taking enough risks. If you never fail, you put a limit on the degree to which you can succeed. In short, the only way to win big is to risk losing

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    LMAO!!! I Got a new one!! This is fucking hilarious...

    i would take fine fuck now my dick is very big jamaica man dick is big an u girl like i hardcore fuck

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    You're a GENTILE canadian?! HAHAHAHAHA... good thing, 'cause he be hating them Jews.


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    hahaha cally that's so funny!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    ^yeah...I may have to up the price if I decide to do it. He said it would be animal manure. I think it would be funny.
    If you do this, you MUST take pictures and post them here.

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    I'd be scared that manure dude might not be able to breath and he'd die. Not so much from the manure, but from being buried up to his neck. How the hell would be breathe? How would he get out?

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    I guess the manure dude found somebody else to do his bidding...he erased me as a friend.

    Anyway, what is the deal with the Morrocan men? Not that I am racist...I've always wanted to go to Morrocco. I just got this one.


    how are you doing ....? really you look very pretty on and i am so hunoerd to hear from you and we can know about each other you are welcome to know about me really i like you and i hope we can talk on yahoo messanger and i am sure you are a honest person that why i message you and i want to find you to true friendship and why not to true relationship but i am sure relationship wuill needed times but i can promise you for i will be big pationets to know about us much more and you are welcome



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    Yea, that seems so excessive just for a wank...

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    I rarely trust anyone who sends me messages with bad grammar and misspelled words.

    Maybe you need to send him an answer like, "Yes, I'm interested. I'm actually 55 years old, 500 lbs., and have flabby grandma arms. Oh yes, I don't shave either. Let's meet sometime!"

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    I wanna share mine. Random poem sent to me. Ew mushy.

    A kiss that’s never tasted
    Is forever and ever wasted

    I was not kissing her
    I was whispering into her mouth.

    Women are like tea bags
    You never know how strong they are
    Until you put them in hot water.

    Doubt thou the stars are fire
    Doubt the sun does move
    Doubt truth to be a liar
    But never doubt my love.

    The simple lack of her is more to me than other’s presence…….

    You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved,
    and you will never understand what pain really is
    until you have lost it.

    Love that we can not have
    Is the one that lasts the longest,
    Hurts the deepest
    And feels the strongest

    If you want the rainbow, You must first go through the rain

    Love is like war,
    Easy to begin but hard to end

    Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
    Find my soul and I'm yours forever.

    Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
    In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
    Often hot and fierce,
    But still only light and flickering.
    As love grows older,
    Our hearts mature
    And our love becomes as coals,
    Deep-burning and unquenchable

    If you should die before me,
    Ask if you could bring a friend...

    Creation of Woman from the rib of Man:
    She was not made from his head to top him;
    Nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him;
    But out of his side to be equal with him,
    Under his arm to be protected,
    And near his heart to be loved.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
    -Kenpachi



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    I usually just browse the forums for medical related posts. However, I couldn't help but respond because of a myspace message I received today. First message I've ever received from her, no joke. Gotta love these crazy people...


    Subject: (no subject)

    Genital piercing is fun!
    I did my hood when I didnt actually know properly how this is done and knicked my clit I was completely numb there as i had put the Emla on notcied after I had done it something didnt quite feel right took it out straight away healed no worries.

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    hahaha. love it.

    i got this one today... i thought it was cute and it made me giggle.

    i..m gustavo
    i..m from colombia
    i want know you
    i..m a good people
    i..love the rock

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    Cpl of the gems I've gotten lately...and they wonder why I dont email back...

    1)"so when are you gonna let me watch you do a scene


    ill clean you up"

    2)"yes i would very much like that ..... very much "...this is the first email, so i have no idea what it is he would like! LOL!

    3)"if u walk into your room and saw me chained to your bed at the hands and feet and i told you to do any and everything you wanted to me what would you do?

    and you can use all the rubber toys you want no matter what size


    i know im younge but please do this for me"

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