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    Default They should put a breathalyzer on stripperweb...

    ok...

    So I'm drunk and at karaoke.

    I just sang "Hold on" by Wilson Phillips with my friend, Paul.
    which wasn't easy for a couple of deep baritones...

    AND...

    My iPhone (or "Jesus phone" as mr_punk calls it) allows me to torture all of you with the story. It even corrects my drunken spelling. That's hawt.

    Hence, the title of the thread...

    -gen
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    Default Re: They should put a breathalyzer on stripperweb...

    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar View Post
    So I'm drunk and at karaoke.

    I just sang "Hold on" by Wilson Phillips with my friend, Paul.
    which wasn't easy for a couple of deep baritones...
    oh, c'mon man, gotta youtube that for us! puhhlleeeeeeze?!!!

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    Default Re: They should put a breathalyzer on stripperweb...

    What I wouldn't give to have witnessed that!

    EVERYBODY NOW: "Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodby-ye!!!"

    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar View Post
    It even corrects my drunken spelling. That's hawt.

    -gen
    Zuh? It corrects your spelling and yet . . . allowed you to type "hawt"?
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    Default Re: They should put a breathalyzer on stripperweb...

    you know... It did take me like three tried to get it to stop correcting that...
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

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    Default Re: They should put a breathalyzer on stripperweb...

    were you the fat one behind the piano?
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    Default Re: They should put a breathalyzer on stripperweb...

    LOL Gen, enjoy your night man.

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    Default Re: They should put a breathalyzer on stripperweb...

    oh my gosh. that is hilarious... hold on by Wilson Phillips????? haha... i would die if any girl ever danced to that song let alone karaoke.....

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