So I get to work to find seven guys at the tip rail, getting change for $100's, and there is no dancer in the building. My manager is begging me to just throw on an outfit and shoes and get up there. So I do. I'm dancing when one of the guys motions me down to speak to me (since the music is loud) and proceeds to ask me how many guys I've fucked (his words.). I told him that it was confidential, and proceeded to dance for his good-tipping buddies, who tip more since I just shot their buddy down. A few more girls show up, but only one more is ready to go up immediately, so me and her trade places for about twenty minutes.
The second time I'm up, the dud motions me down again and asks how much for a blowjob in this place. I told him he was in the wrong spot, that the hookers hang out in the next town, and that this was a strip club. He seems to think this is funny, and asks how much lap dances are. I reply $20. He asks what happens. I said "I dance naked for you." He asks about blowjobs again. I laughed in his face. "Twenty for a blowjob? You must be looking for the Wal-Mart of blowjobs, friend." He thinks real hard at this point (it was hilarious) then offers me double. I cracked up and walked off stage. So the next girl gets up there, he propositions her, and she told him 'Honey, I've been dancing for eight years, and i've never had to resort to blowing sorry fucks like you. If it ever comes to that, I'll hang up my heels.' And walks off stage. His buddies are mighty pissed because how he's pissed off two dancers and they refuse to do sets.
My coworker, though, has decided to have him run out of the club. She gets all the girls out of the dressing room, and they all start ripping on him. He pouts (like a kid!) and calls us all bitches, then walks out. His buddies all buy dances from us, and were decently well mannered (except for one, who made a crotch grab, got smacked like a step-child, and suddenly became a gentleman and bought two more dances sans contact.)
As much as I hate how my club is run, I love the girls in it.



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