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    Alright, there is this stubborn ass squirrel that has chewed up my kitchen window screen I sware like 4-5 times already! I had one of them changed, and it already chewed it the fuck up. It has gone inside of my kitchen and wrecked the shit out of it, lol. Eating the bread that was on the counter. This squirrel has gotten in here a few times already. I don't know wtf else to do to have it NOT come back.

    I threw hot water at it a few times and still that fucker comes back to get revenge. LOL.

    I don't want to kill it by mistake either, figure hot water would just scare it off and make it not come back.

    Any tips on what else I can do?

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    It sound like the evil squirrel aoutside of my sister house. That kept throwing things at her!

    Sorry honey no clue on how to get rid of it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by leilanicandy View Post
    It sound like the evil squirrel aoutside of my sister house. That kept throwing things at her!

    Sorry honey no clue on how to get rid of it!
    Say it ain't so.

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    Squirrles are pretty smart, you gotta find out how they are climbing up / juming in, and then go from there....after awhile if there are no other ways in the squirrel will give up......

    you could always get a squirrel feeder and just place it away from the house, hang a corncob from a branch with a string or rope.....

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    Wreak havoc on its sense of self-worth through constant, belittling remarks and verbal abuse. “A real squirrel would have bigger nuts!” Mock its efforts to take from you as a sign of unworthiness. “If you were any sort of decent squirrel you wouldn’t resort to stealing from me, criminal.” Squeeze its self-esteem into a tiny, easily-crushed ball through ego-bruising gestures like shaking your butt, mocking its awkwardly-large, furry tail. Threaten it with photos of a mean-looking house cat. Send it into a downward spiral of self-loathing, forcing it into an unhealthy relationship with another squirrel who doesn’t appreciate what it brings to the couple. Place beer on the window ledge, encouraging an alcohol addiction as an outlet for the pain of its home life. Make up lies about its cheating significant other, then take away the beer, leaving the squirrel a broken shell of a rodent. It’ll probably be too depressed at this point to attempt another break-in.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    I'm gonna make one of these. LOL

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5d_1172741350

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    ^^^ Well yeah, but that lacks the emotional turmoil and subtle destructiveness of my approach.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ^^^ Ha ha my sister will love it! If that squirrel could fall for that! That squirrel just pick only on her!
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    The State of the Art Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder....seriosuly, just listen

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Wreak havoc on its sense of self-worth through constant, belittling remarks and verbal abuse. “A real squirrel would have bigger nuts!” Mock its efforts to take from you as a sign of unworthiness. “If you were any sort of decent squirrel you wouldn’t resort to stealing from me, criminal.” Squeeze its self-esteem into a tiny, easily-crushed ball through ego-bruising gestures like shaking your butt, mocking its awkwardly-large, furry tail. Threaten it with photos of a mean-looking house cat. Send it into a downward spiral of self-loathing, forcing it into an unhealthy relationship with another squirrel who doesn’t appreciate what it brings to the couple. Place beer on the window ledge, encouraging an alcohol addiction as an outlet for the pain of its home life. Make up lies about its cheating significant other, then take away the beer, leaving the squirrel a broken shell of a rodent. It’ll probably be too depressed at this point to attempt another break-in.

    ahahahahah i just want to thank you for making my nite. seriously. made me laugh.

    as for the squirrel situation, i have no idea what you can do. I have no advice, wish i did but i've yet to come across a psychotic squirrel who keeps trying to break into my house
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    Get a live trap or start putting food outside for it everyday.

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    I think it's fairly obvious that at least one of Brixton's crack-addicted squirrels raised enough money for a visa & is now roaming Vyanka's neighborhood...

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    Darn. I thought this was a thread about Foamy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno View Post
    Darn. I thought this was a thread about Foamy.
    Naaw, dude, it's bigger than Foamy, you, me or SW. It's about Tufty! Here's a taste:

    "As for the FBI, its hands are full containing asymmetric, sub-national and non-governmental terrorist threats to the United States itself. So, count them out on this one, too.

    No, Patriots, there's only one world leader cunning enough to place in motion the campaign that spawned the Brixton news story: Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel - the despotic leader of the Squirrel Enforcement Army.

    But why would Tufty encourage drug addiction among his own minions? The answer to that question is so painfully simple... Brixton's skwerls aren't doing crack, they're dealing it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by short skirts View Post
    Get a live trap or start putting food outside for it everyday.
    See that's the thing. The lady from downstairs from me started feeding them from her window. I think that's how it started attacking windows, bc of that. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    I think it's fairly obvious that at least one of Brixton's crack-addicted squirrels raised enough money for a visa & is now roaming Vyanka's neighborhood...

    http://www.scarysquirrel.org/vacatio...archy/brixton/
    LOL. Seriously, mine is gangsta too.

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    damn. i've never seen a squirrel like that.

    i think our northwest squirrels must be way more laid back. they're nice here, lol....maybe they smoke to much pot? lol





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    leave out spicy food...

    just kidding id never do that.

    hmmmm.....

    maybe you should go after its nuts for revenge.....

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    shoot dat sucker? Squirrels are very tasty...

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    water guns.. works on my cat, she likes to jump on the living room table, which also works as a dinner table, or she'll jump up on the porch railing, I just show her the water gun and she jumps back down.
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