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    Kaylinn
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    I gotta rant for a minute about the dude who works at the convience store near my house. Each and every day, I go to this store to buy cigs.Each and every day, this asshole retard cards me. As if that isn't enough of an annoyance, he does the same annoying routine. He takes my ID, holds it up, flips it over, looks at the back, looks at the front again, the whole time saying, "hmmmm, I don't know. This looks suspicious, hmmmm, might be a fake, It's suspicious" He takes a good 5 minutes checking it, playing out what he thinks is this funny, cute thing. Each and every day this man wastes 5 minutes of my life. I've told him to cut the shit. He says, oh, I'm just doing my job. No your not, fucker!! You KNOW who I am, I am here every day. The law says that if you know the person is over 18, you don't need to check ID. Furthermore, t is not your job to waste 5 minutes checking it and hasling me. If you insist on checking it, fuckiing look at my brthday and give it back! I have better things I need to do in life than stand here.
    I've tried being a bitch, I've tried being nice, I've tried just ignoring him. I've complained to management. I complained more.
    Eventually, I stopped going to that store. I found a new store a little further away.

    Fucking a week later, this ass started working at that store!!!

    I said to him fuck! are you following me?? I stopped going to the other store because of you!!!
    He said he got fired. I said no wonder.

    No convience store in vegas is safe from this moron. I wish he would just go into fast food so I can buy my ciggs in peace.

    He is a festering boil on the ass of society.

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    gashole!

    once is cute or a compliment like you said (i had it done to me fairly recently and it made my day!), but every frickin' day?! what a jagoff!

    well, at least you can go back to the closer convenience store.

    oh btw, i'm quoting you! off to the sig thread!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    He is a festering boil on the ass of society.

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    I don't even really know if it's a compliment if he's basically insinuating she looks <18. ^^^

    That guy sounds like a MORON.

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    Hhahaha, what a dumbass! Well, at least you can go to the closer store now!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    quit smoking

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    I'm sorry but I had to snicker a little when I read that. Sorry this is happening to you. What a jerk. I'd be so mad if someone f-ed with me every day like that! I'm glad it's not me, I'd probably end up in jail! I'd tell him if he doesn't stat remembering me I'm gonna have to give him a reason to remember me.

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    how bizare.... what a freaking toolbag looser...

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    Order your cigarettes online. Better yet, quit.

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    ^^^ I like the "quit" approach, personally. You're too beautiful to go around in a cloud of noxious gas.

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    The thing is, he does this to everyone!!

    So if yuor in line and the 5 people in front of you are all buying cigs to, you have to wait a fucking year because he takes all that time playing his little game with eveyrone.
    It drives me abslutly insane.

    I do like the quit approach as well, it's something I'm working on.

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    what a douchbag he is. that sucks he has to waste ur time. u should complain about him to that management and get him fired again

    btw, the way you wrote that was still damn hilarious in a way. i like the last few sentences the best. i had to read this to my boyfriend it was so great.

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    Let me know which station he is at, I want to go fuck with him

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    I'd be a bitter little douchebag if my life consisted of moving from one crappy plaid pantry job to another. Tell him that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    I do like the quit approach as well, it's something I'm working on.
    Doesnt sound like your suceeding if your dealing with it everyday. Id think staring down his mug and dealing with his crap every day would have been enough incentive by itself

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    You should accidently spill a fountain soda on him next time you see him
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Does he work for a large chain? If so, report him to company HQ. Those companies are notorious for treating their employees like shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    You should accidently spill a fountain soda on him next time you see him
    Perfect! I love doing that...'OOPS! I'm sooooo sorry, haven't done that in YEARS! whoops.' Yeah.

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    I say, bring in a video camera and film him. Even if it doesn't make him self-conscious enough to change, you have a video you can give the manager to try and convince the manager to correct the situation, regardless of the store.
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    After he takes 5 minutes checking your ID and tells you your total, take out a bag of change. Count it in advance so you know it's exact change for your cigarettes. Refuse to count it for him and just say, "It's enough". He'll have to count it to make sure it's right. If he checks your ID the next time, pay again in change, but make it 50 cents short. Every time you'll either be completely wasting his time or shorting him 50 cents. You'll save money and spite him by making him literally pay for wasting your time.

    After a couple trips you can explain to him that you'll stop paying in change if he stops carding you.

    I'd do it just for fun.

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    yep, carolina6, that is a great ideal.
    thats definitely something to try for some laughs.

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    LOL...I just started making my boyfriend go buy them. He won't put up with the jackass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina6 View Post
    After he takes 5 minutes checking your ID and tells you your total, take out a bag of change. Count it in advance so you know it's exact change for your cigarettes. Refuse to count it for him and just say, "It's enough". He'll have to count it to make sure it's right. If he checks your ID the next time, pay again in change, but make it 50 cents short. Every time you'll either be completely wasting his time or shorting him 50 cents. You'll save money and spite him by making him literally pay for wasting your time.

    After a couple trips you can explain to him that you'll stop paying in change if he stops carding you.

    I'd do it just for fun.

    ^^ I'm scared of you^^

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