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    The difference between guts and balls

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

    know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the

    definition for each is listed below...



    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

    by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

    butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."



    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

    speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately

    result in death.

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    Default Re: The difference between guts and balls

    aHAHAHAHAHA!

    now i will never confuse them again!

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    Default Re: The difference between guts and balls

    Hmmm interesting...lol

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    Default Re: The difference between guts and balls

    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23 View Post
    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
    by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

    Thanks for the clarification, exotisch23!
    I'm now fairly certain that I wouldn't have the guts to show some balls!

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