Dear Bacon,
I love you. I want to marry you and have freaky little bacon-people babies.
Love,
Bella
*goes to make bacon*
Dear Bacon,
I love you. I want to marry you and have freaky little bacon-people babies.
Love,
Bella
*goes to make bacon*
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
Can I come to the wedding???? *waggles her brows at bacon and bella*.....3some?
I believe you Dottie and you have my support



ROFLMAO!! Freeky little bacon-people Babies!!! HAHAHAHAHA
You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
I heart bacon so hard. I'm gonna bring bread, tomatoes and lettuce to the wedding... and sit on the groom's side.
Bacon-people babies...Imma have nightmares now!!!
I miss bacon...why cant I find a soy bacon that doesnt taste like rotting dog food??? I miss my BLT'S.....wahhhhh
In the interest of maintaining my girlish figure, I generally refrain from such vices, but damn it all if I didn't hit a new gourmet burger place in Boston yesterday and have a bacon cheeseburger, cooked rare, of course.
Talk about decadence. Bacon is God's punishment for Jews and Muslims, but I don't know why--no one should be denied the goodness of lean bacon.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Boyfriend makes the perfect bacon on the Foreman Grill. It's heavenly!





This made me giggle so hard.





I love you, Bella.





Gimmeh bacon! NOM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOM!
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MmmMm bacon on a $6 style restaurant burger.![]()
I love turkey bacon.





i'm singing the kibbles and bits song in my head...
"It's BACON!!!!!"





I would not have been able to withstand the first two weeks of Atkins if I didn't have bacon. Well, that and cheese.
Bacon=Hypoglycemic's friend
^I know what I'M having for dinner tonight!![]()
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
Hehe, best quote ever from Pulp Fiction...
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah but bacon tastes goooood. Pork chops taste goooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
Turkey bacon is my other lover. I never buy it for some reason, but when I'm on set I have it every day. For breakfast at home, it's totally turkey sausage.![]()



DUDE... TOTAL COINCIDENCE...
I ordered something last week online, and guess what came in the mail today?
Find it @ http://www.baconsalt.com/
Sweet Moses, I am SO ready to dust that on some french-fried potaters tonight. Mmmhmm.![]()
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I just had a pizza loaded with bacon.
Yummay!
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Bacon, one of my favorite vices where food is considered. Man, I want a BLT now too.
Side note, is "Baconator" not the best name for a burger evar? Seriously, it sounds like it could be a block-buster action movie about a murderous, cyber-engineered pig. I am so getting one next time I go into the city.



Got damn... now y'all are makin' me crave a REAL bacon burger.
http://www.peppersandsmoke.com/bbq/burgers/
NOTE: Your arteries may constrict in fear from reading that. =P
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"In life, we DO a lot in order to accomplish mundane trivial things before we die, but it is in death and after death in memories that we will truly live, because it is in the level of care and detail that a person paints of us with stories from their memories and experiences with us that give us meaning."
Ooh, this thread reminded me that it's almost Bacon Day. Usually on Thursdays or Fridays I eat a pound of bacon in bed with my hands. That's because routine is good for the psyche.
Ummm....Bella....I doubt very seriously that Bacon wants to commit adultery, so perhaps we can make an arrangement of some sorts....lmao
“ROFL @ ''hipacricks''...greatest fuck-up of a word EVER in the history of the internet.--another forum





I love it from afar... its an unrequited crush. Since I'm veggie, I can't eat it, but damn if I don't linger near the kitchen when my roommate cooks it so I can smell it. I especially love the smell of maple bacon. Mmmmm...
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