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    Default Dear Bacon

    Dear Bacon,

    I love you. I want to marry you and have freaky little bacon-people babies.

    Love,
    Bella



    *goes to make bacon*
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Can I come to the wedding???? *waggles her brows at bacon and bella*.....3some?
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    ROFLMAO!! Freeky little bacon-people Babies!!! HAHAHAHAHA
    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
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    Yes please save me from this life of debauchery! You can all kneel down and worship at the Church of the Holy Clitoris to convince me!!

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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    I heart bacon so hard. I'm gonna bring bread, tomatoes and lettuce to the wedding... and sit on the groom's side.

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    Bacon-people babies...Imma have nightmares now!!!

    I miss bacon...why cant I find a soy bacon that doesnt taste like rotting dog food??? I miss my BLT'S.....wahhhhh

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    In the interest of maintaining my girlish figure, I generally refrain from such vices, but damn it all if I didn't hit a new gourmet burger place in Boston yesterday and have a bacon cheeseburger, cooked rare, of course.

    Talk about decadence. Bacon is God's punishment for Jews and Muslims, but I don't know why--no one should be denied the goodness of lean bacon.
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    Boyfriend makes the perfect bacon on the Foreman Grill. It's heavenly!

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    This made me giggle so hard.

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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    I love you, Bella.

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    Gimmeh bacon! NOM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOM!
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    MmmMm bacon on a $6 style restaurant burger.

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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    I love turkey bacon.

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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    i'm singing the kibbles and bits song in my head...


    "It's BACON!!!!!"

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    I would not have been able to withstand the first two weeks of Atkins if I didn't have bacon. Well, that and cheese.

    Bacon=Hypoglycemic's friend

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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    Bella, I highly recommend Wendy's Baconator. Two patties, six strips of bacon, and so tasty.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    ^I know what I'M having for dinner tonight!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    Talk about decadence. Bacon is God's punishment for Jews and Muslims, but I don't know why--no one should be denied the goodness of lean bacon.
    Hehe, best quote ever from Pulp Fiction...

    Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
    Vincent: Yeah but bacon tastes goooood. Pork chops taste goooood.
    Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Turkey bacon is my other lover. I never buy it for some reason, but when I'm on set I have it every day. For breakfast at home, it's totally turkey sausage.

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    DUDE... TOTAL COINCIDENCE...

    I ordered something last week online, and guess what came in the mail today?

    Find it @ http://www.baconsalt.com/

    Sweet Moses, I am SO ready to dust that on some french-fried potaters tonight. Mmmhmm.


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    I just had a pizza loaded with bacon.

    Yummay!
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    Bacon, one of my favorite vices where food is considered. Man, I want a BLT now too.

    Side note, is "Baconator" not the best name for a burger evar? Seriously, it sounds like it could be a block-buster action movie about a murderous, cyber-engineered pig. I am so getting one next time I go into the city.
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    As a side note, I'd love to be able to order a naked, writhing slut muffin from Tim Horton's.

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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    Got damn... now y'all are makin' me crave a REAL bacon burger.

    http://www.peppersandsmoke.com/bbq/burgers/

    NOTE: Your arteries may constrict in fear from reading that. =P


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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    Ooh, this thread reminded me that it's almost Bacon Day. Usually on Thursdays or Fridays I eat a pound of bacon in bed with my hands. That's because routine is good for the psyche.

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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    Ummm....Bella....I doubt very seriously that Bacon wants to commit adultery, so perhaps we can make an arrangement of some sorts....lmao
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    Default Re: Dear Bacon

    I love it from afar... its an unrequited crush. Since I'm veggie, I can't eat it, but damn if I don't linger near the kitchen when my roommate cooks it so I can smell it. I especially love the smell of maple bacon. Mmmmm...

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