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    Post What kind of "whore" are you?

    No not that kind of whore but the kind that does something excessively. You know that forum lingo. Anyways as of now im the following:
    1. Chipotle whore : I cant get enough...
    2. Shift Knob whore : I can never stick with just one...
    3. Youporn.com visitor whore : I need to get my fap fap fap on...

    What kind of whore are you?

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    Most definately a shoe whore. Mostly a designer shoe whore and also a make-up whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Most definately a shoe whore. Mostly a designer shoe whore and also a make-up whore.
    Ah yes gotta love some nice kicks, i can relate to that. Make-up on the other hand...not so much. =P

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    Killer Clown Whore. You figure that out.

    (NOT a Juggalo- I feed those to my flowerbed)

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    I'm a SW whore!

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    I'm just a traditional whore. Boy, this kid's post get more and more asinine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    I'm just a traditional whore.
    That's fucking awesome.

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    Blacksheep... I'm gonna say it.... is this "ask the strippers a question a day?" as interesting as some of them are... (some of them....) I gotta wonder...

    whore? me? a POST-whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    Blacksheep... I'm gonna say it.... is this "ask the strippers a question a day?" as interesting as some of them are... (some of them....) I gotta wonder...

    whore? me? a POST-whore.
    I dunno i get flamed alot on forums...but hey its the internet. I even posted in the lounge section of clubrsx about how i tasted my own cum. (i seriously did just to know the taste of it) Im open enough to go in without a flame suite and speak whats on my mind, ask what im pondering, or share my experiences. If you are wondering, i dont consider myself a troll. =P

    Here are some of my controversial threads:
    http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=488199

    http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=483164

    http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=482468

    http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=451201

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    ^^^^ AHAHHHAHAHAHAA I found someone from my sportbike forum on your rsx forum... oh weird.... small world.

    anyway... not tryin' to flame you or call you a troll... just wondering about the thread-a-day phenomenon. but if fun questions are your style, who am i to judge?

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    I'm a music whore. Along those lines, I'm also a pick whore. (When I play guitar I always have at least 5 picks laying around so I can grab one quick if I drop the one I'm using.) I'm also an attention whore, I'll do almost anything for a laugh (I once snorted a packet of sugar through a rolled up $5 bill).
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    As a side note, I'd love to be able to order a naked, writhing slut muffin from Tim Horton's.

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    I am a kittie whore. I will prowl the streets at night (well OK if I am going somewhere anyway, but even a couple of times specifically) seeking out and feeding kittie treats to the sluttiest kitties I can find. I have a big jar of kittie treats for whenever I leave the house.

    I love kitties. I don't give a fuck who is walking by at the time, I will put down whatever I am carrying and begin luring the little fuckers over, so that I might feed them and put them under my spell.


    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Killer Clown Whore. You figure that out.

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    ^How sweet, Djoser.

    Well...I am a SW and MySpace whore. I'm also a makeup, stripper clothes, Victoria's Secret, Bath and Body Works, and DVD whore.



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    I'm a Lounge ho...

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    To the OP:

    I find this quote reprehensible: (my problem is with what I bolded)

    "When your driving and you see a hot girl jogging or sexy jailbait walking home from school, make multiple passes just to gawk and stare? I always find myself doing this and after the 3rd pass they start to give me that wtf look...so then i speed away. My magnaflow muffler doesn't exactly help me zoom by unnoticed.
    So do you do this too?"


    Unless you're underage yourself (and then you shouldn't be here), this is just disgusting.

    As for what type of "whore" I am....I'm THE whore!

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    I'm Yekhefah's whore. *sigh.. dreamin'*


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    Im a penis whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    I'm Yekhefah's whore. *sigh.. dreamin'*
    Oh, I wish!

    I am a whore for garlic, and for pretty girls with long silky dark hair.

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    I'm a Divinyls whore, cause when I think about you, I touch myself.

    Buffy: It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'.

    Buffy: Of course, I had no idea what it was about.














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    I'm a shoe whore, a clothes whore, a stripper clothes whore, a panty whore, a myspace whore, a SW whore, a coffee whore, a wine whore, a pot whore, a sushi whore, thai food whore, feta cheese and greek olive whore (weird
    I know)a designer perfume whore, beach whore (though this summer I havent been so down and dirty with the beach =( ) an acrylic nail whore, makeup whore, a recovering hair dye whore....ummmm I'm sure there may be more I just cant think of any.


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    I'm a shoe slut, and a pole whore. And, quickly becoming an SW whore.

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    Concert whore... have at least one lined up every week from now until the end of September. Ah, my kind of 'high.'

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    I am a complete, unadulterated music whore. So, the whole Dj thing works out nicely.
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    I'm a...

    ...shoe whore
    ...chinese food whore
    ...Sephora whore
    ...coffee whore (though I prefer coffee snob *sips Starbucks*)
    ...high quality food whore
    ...and a SW-Whore!

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    ....a racing whore ( nascar style racing that is)

    .... Lately I have become a Japanesse Hibachi Whore

    .... and most definatly a car audio whore
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