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    Default i gave myself a home boob job

    I had the craziest dream last night!!!

    A friend (whom i have never met before) and I decided that we hated our breasts, so we went down to this salon supplies shop and bought these metal under nail cleaning things and a roll of blue paper towels, came back to my house and proceeded to slice open the underneath of our breasts using the metal thing, wad up some paper and shove it in the hole right under our skin.

    Somehow i managed to sew mine up but it was a big puckered mess at the botom. Then i realised that the angle i had put it in had forced my left nipple to point outwards, so i cut down the side and shoved some more paper in to make it even.

    This whole time i didn't feel the slightest bit of pain, just a tiny sting.
    After about two hours the paper towels had "migrated" across my boobs and caused a monoboob effect in the centre. I spent the rest of the dream cutting my boobs open all over and stuffing more paper towels in.

    And after all that i wake up and think "hey i'd quite like a boob job"

    Anyone else got some crazy dreams to share?

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    I once dreamt I gave myself lipo by using a vegetable peeler on my thighs. Whittled them down like twigs.
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    ^^ That's evil on so many levels
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    To to op, thats one crazy dream.

    *I once dreamed that i saw myself sleeping in my bed and the whole time i was watching myself, i saw another "me" watching me. Eh it was strange....lol

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    I recently had a dream that I beat the hell outta my best friend. By that, I mean I absolutely destroyed him (broke his nose, jaw, and just generally messed him up.) I think I have some anger or hostility issues to work through? Although, when I woke up, I can safely say that I did not think "Hey, I'd quite like a boob-job."
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    As a side note, I'd love to be able to order a naked, writhing slut muffin from Tim Horton's.

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    I had this weird dream that I wanted to be taller and thinner so I was on a taffy machiene and stretched to beyond recognition.

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