I had the craziest dream last night!!!
A friend (whom i have never met before) and I decided that we hated our breasts, so we went down to this salon supplies shop and bought these metal under nail cleaning things and a roll of blue paper towels, came back to my house and proceeded to slice open the underneath of our breasts using the metal thing, wad up some paper and shove it in the hole right under our skin.
Somehow i managed to sew mine up but it was a big puckered mess at the botom. Then i realised that the angle i had put it in had forced my left nipple to point outwards, so i cut down the side and shoved some more paper in to make it even.
This whole time i didn't feel the slightest bit of pain, just a tiny sting.
After about two hours the paper towels had "migrated" across my boobs and caused a monoboob effect in the centre. I spent the rest of the dream cutting my boobs open all over and stuffing more paper towels in.
And after all that i wake up and think "hey i'd quite like a boob job"
Anyone else got some crazy dreams to share?![]()



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