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    Default 7 Year Old + (mouth) Grill = Oops.

    I hate grills to begin with, but who the eff buys one for a 7 year old?


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    Dumbasses.

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    How stupid, I am no longer surprised at the amount of dysfunctional parenting out there.

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    I thought we were talking about a bbq grill at first, what idiotic parents anyway.



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    Default Re: 7 Year Old + Grill = Oops.

    LOL I opened the thread ready to rant about some kid playing with a charcoal grill.



    I feel dumb now.

    Either way, that is stupid!
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    ^^^ phillyvixen, Heaven777 - me too!

    I thought it was going to be a tragic story about the kid getting burnt or setting the house on fire.
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    ^^^^ Oops, sorry. But thankfully this isn't a case of the parent being THAT stupid.
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    Default Re: 7 Year Old + (mouth) Grill = Oops.

    A grill belongs on a grown folk.

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    ^^Or in the trash
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    ^^^ Completely true. Someone kill this fad. Please.

    Aside from that, why was the xray taken 3 days after the grill was swallowed?! Seems like something for which one would seek immediate medical attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heaven777 View Post
    LOL I opened the thread ready to rant about some kid playing with a charcoal grill.



    I feel dumb now.

    Either way, that is stupid!
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    dear god.

    My dad found someone's grill in the street and took it home because he thought it was so funny. He sterilized it and then tried it on. It's gold with fake diamonds. Didn't fit his mouth though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alia_of_the_Knife View Post
    How stupid, I am no longer surprised at the amount of dysfunctional parenting out there.
    Yeah, I am not either. I am finding it harder and harder to be shocked at how bad parents are. This is mild in comparison to some of the dumb things that I hear of parents doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3 View Post
    A grill belongs on a grown folk.
    Or, a grill belongs on NOBODY. I hate those things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I hate grills to begin with, but who the eff buys one for a 7 year old?
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    Bobby's mother said she regrets purchasing the grill and warned other parents to beware of the hazard they can present.

    "I think everybody should know (not to) buy them. Don't do it," Dawn Tedesco said.

    The grill did come with a warning, advising parents to supervise children under the age of 12 who wear the apparatuses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    ^^^^ Oops, sorry. But thankfully this isn't a case of the parent being THAT stupid.
    No, just stupid enough to buy their kid a decorative choking hazzard.
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    oh.my.god. dumbasses.

    Love it!

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    Default Re: 7 Year Old + (mouth) Grill = Oops.

    Aww, I was hoping Easy-Bake had made something for boys.

    I've never heard of these things before. (Shows what a bumpkin I am).

    Maybe the trend hasn't gotten here yet. Hopefully it never will.
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