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    Hey my loves, I know I haven't been on in a while and when I am its for a quick bit, on account of my lack of internet right now. So for visual effect - picture me sitting at a picnic table next to the swimming pool in my apartment complex enjoying some stolen wireless in order to rant about this. (Sidenote - if I haven't replied to any pm's - this lack of internet is why, I still love you dearly!)

    Ranting time -

    I desperately need money, right, so being a stripper - the solution is - go to work! SO - I go to work tonight, and haven't worked a whole lot lately because of the constant flooding in this lovely city (which I originally spelled "sitty" if you are wondering - doh). So its finally dry today and a friday night so Im all about going to work. I get all hot and stuff and get to work around 9. The club looks almost a little busy though I found soon after it was busy with cheap free-show-lovers. (grr.) So anyway, I check in with the dj, and I usually wait for my first stage show to get on the floor because Im then in the mood and have an eye for the crowd and who was interested. So Im in the back and supposed to be up in the next few songs. So he never calls me up so I wait a bit more, and a bit more, and finally go ask him and he says someone told him I wanted to be skipped (uhh?) So Im like...noo. So I go waste MORE time waiting and finally get to go on stage, and what do you know, there are not many guys tipping but about four of the guys who tipped asked me to come sit with them after, so Im thinking, score, lap dances lined up. So the second I get off the third side stage - a scrawny manager comes and grabs me and says the general manager wants to talk to me. So Im still topless as he drags me through the club to the GM. GM takes me into his office and starts yelling at me that Im not allowed to be there tonight because I was hired as a dayshift girl and cant just work nights as I please especially a friday blah blah blah.So I finally get a word in and say that Im not hired as a dayshift - I got hired as a night shift and have worked one or two dayshifts but had to get rehired in order to work day because Im a night girl. He's like well your form says AM I can go get it! I was like well if you look in the sign in book I always work nights, besides the one or two days. So hes like oh, okay...welllllll these other girls earned the right to work weekends by working three non weekend days this week! I was like .... I've worked three non weekend nights this week too. And he's like well you have to go home, I'm sorry, I wont make you tip out or anything but you have to go and next week work three nights and you can work the weekend. I was like...... What? It was already like almost 11 oclock. I'd made woohoo - TEN bucks. I was pissed and didnt want to fight him and get fired because theres no other clubs here worth a shit. But UGHH I AM AN ANGRY POOKA!!!!!! The other girls were bitching about too many girls so he was making up random reasons to send people who didnt have seniority home. LAME LAME LAME.

    End rant. Kay thanks bye.


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    Sounds like another lovely night at work! I'll be there tomorrow...can't wait!



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    Imma stab someone.
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    I'll be there tomorrow too Mil but only in the daytime.

    Thanks paige. I tried to call you to bitch bout it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post

    Thanks paige. I tried to call you to bitch bout it.




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    How long are they going to keep you on days??? WTF???



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    He just said I couldn't work another weekend night until I worked three nights next week? Wtf? I worked three nights the past week? Anyway - - - Im working tomorrow during the day but after that Im gonna work nights.

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    Yeah...they were just trying to get rid of some girls...Asshats! Yeah, just work tomorrow during the day and tell Eddie you want to stay on nights after that.



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    I think one thing dancers and customers are agreed on is that most management are assholes. And you definitely had one that day.

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    Yes, Eddy can suck it tonight though. At least my favorite cigarettes were two for one when I stopped to buy some with my ten whole dollars. Haha. That brightened my night a bit. So did the hot cheetohs I bought.

    I guess maybe I can say everything happens for a reason and perhaps if I'd have left at 2 like usual Id have gotten in a horrible car wreck or something.

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    Were you the only one they did this to? I can't believe that shit! It's the week before rent is due so the girls were all probably throwing a hissy fit!



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