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    Default Altoids + Oral Sex = Liftoff

    Snopes.com investigated the claim that:
    "Chomping on a few Altoids just before providing oral sex elevates the recipient's experience to the 'out of this world category'."


    Oddly enough, Snopes.com posts the status of this claim after investigation as: "Multiple" (whatever they mean, it's apparently not about orgasms).

    Unfortunately, my wife is out of town this weekend, so I can't experiment before we hook up next week in Mexico.

    Can any SWers confirm/reject this phenomenon?

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    It fucking burns. Not a fun time.



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    confirmed here! on both parties

    cinnamon is best





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    This is the only thing I've ever found to add tinglies. But only in mint!!!! Never, ever, ever use the cinnamon, as it will result in the subject yipping and jumping up and down, trying to get the now fireball-encased loins under the faucet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer View Post
    confirmed here! on both parties

    cinnamon is best

    Confirmed!

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    Halls mentholyptus, the cough drops. Rocks the socks.

    *edited* Good for boys and girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Confirmed!
    hehe

    but just a little tip. suck on the altoid and coat your tongue with it, but KEEP IT IN YOUR CHEEK! otherwise, it's WAY to hot for him.





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    ^^ Learned the hard way!!

    LMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    ^^ Learned the hard way!!

    LMAO.
    yup, lol


    he was like "OW! It's burning me!" hahaha

    however, i must be made of steel, i can take one directly on me. hehehe





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    ^^ Me too. I tell my husband it's because it's lined with gold! hee hee

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    My ex g/f did it on me, it felt too "minty and stingy".....i like the "brushed teeth" but "raw and traditional bj"

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    Whoah whoah! Such up and down replies, sounds so dangerous, Imma try it later. But I can't stand the flavors of peppermint or cinnamon...spearmint will prob work out great.

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    sounds like an interesting experiment to try. edgy and different, yet not so out there that he'll be like wtf-were-u-thinking (okay, so he's not quite as... "creative" as i am)

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    I've been on the receiving end of sugar-free menthol cough drops. It rocked my world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I've been on the receiving end of sugar-free menthol cough drops. It rocked my world.
    A few years back (before I started shaving my primary head--the one with the brain in it) I fucked around with Selsun Blue in the shower & got some tingly shorthairs...

    I suppose that doesn't count, huh?

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    Man, I've been doin the Minty Fresh Woot maneuver on chicks for ages. I especially lurv the breath strips. Hell yeah baby. Let it dissolve a bit and whamo! But don't do it for lengthy bits of time. Nuh uh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Man, I've been doin the Minty Fresh Woot maneuver on chicks for ages. I especially lurv the breath strips. Hell yeah baby. Let it dissolve a bit and whamo! But don't do it for lengthy bits of time. Nuh uh.
    Nothing like an Altoid breath strip on the tongue then on the clit! That's all I'm saying!

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    Damn I guess ice cubes are so old school , I need to get out more lol .

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    I tried spearmint altoids going down on my guy.

    It ended up with him shoving me away, yelping in agony and screaming "they're curiously strong! they're curiously strong!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Nothing like an Altoid breath strip on the tongue then on the clit! That's all I'm saying!
    There's an original endorsement! Have you contacted their Marketing Dept, SV?
    Quote Originally Posted by kandie_kitten View Post
    I tried spearmint altoids going down on my guy.
    It ended up with him shoving me away, yelping in agony and screaming "they're curiously strong! they're curiously strong!"
    Phase II of the Altoids ad campaign, KK^^!
    Maybe you and SV should share the $$$...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ View Post
    Damn I guess ice cubes are so old school , I need to get out more lol .

    Lol, that was my though exactly. Ice cubes are awesome.
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