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    Default If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    ...whom would you question, and what would you ask?

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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1. Paul (from the bible): Why did you start the Christian religion? (I'd have a veritable inquisition for this guy. I'd ask about his homosexuality, his alter ego: "Saul" (the Pharisee), where his misogyny stems from, and on and on...

    2. I would ask Scooter Libby "You did it on purpose to aide the cover up in the white house, didn't you?" Then follow that thread all the way back to the source, War for oil- If that is where it leads (as many suspect).

    3. Could someone please explain the US tax code in 30 words or less? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?


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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    ...whom would you question, and what would you ask?
    And you?


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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1) O.J. Simpson - "What really happened on June 12, 1994?"

    2) George Bush, Jr. - "How much money have the Bush & Cheney families secretly made during your administration?"

    3) Michael Jackson - "What were you thinking?"

    The answer to any of those would be on the New York Times bestseller list...

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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1. My wife - why do you love me?

    2. Adolf Hitler - WTF????

    3. George Bush - SERIOUSLY??
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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    ^^^ The one on your wife would be wasted. No one has a good answer for that, they just do!

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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1 My boss, so when is my review, and where is my raise

    --screw that the answer is no anyway. It is 2 weeks stale and the If you can have more than 5 sentances with him in a week you've done good.

    2 My wife are you ever going to see me and not ask me to do something?

    3 Oh Magic 8 ball will I win the lotto soon, for a multi million dollar amount? That'd buy a lot of Power Ranger toys for my son.... and well some stuff for me as well.
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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    ^^^ The one on your wife would be wasted. No one has a good answer for that, they just do!
    True dat!

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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1> The Queen of England.. Can I be knighted just because you can do it?
    2> Jordan Luck.. When will you just retire already?
    3> Dan Carter.. Who does your hair?

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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1. Miss Paige DWinter- can i come watch you dance one day?
    2. Tori Amos- why have ur last couple albums SucKed so bad? i use to Love ur music
    3. Laura-- where -- where are you? my everything..

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    Post Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1. Vincent (former friend now foe)
    *Did you key my motherfucking car? Answer me your punk ass bitch!!!

    2. Amy (ex g/f)
    *Why are you such a meanie? You cant lie so spit it out and i aint talking bout my jizz

    3. Girl i like at school but didnt get her name
    *Would you mind if i gave you a pap?

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    Default Re: If you were guaranteed honest responses to any three questions...

    1) My mother.
    "why would you let a man control your life the way you have? because of this asshole you gave up your family." I want to know why it was so easy to just look the other way on some things...(plus she hasn't spoken to her parents/sister in almost 17 years. because HE told her not to. rawr. drives me crazy.)

    2) George Bush, Jr.
    "why are we still in Iraq? When will you let the soldiers come home to their families..."

    3) my ex-best friend.
    "what the hell happened to us? how did we go from being inseparable to not speaking at all?"
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