I hate when movies show kissing underwater scenes. it doesn't work!!!!! I've tried it! many times! it's not that sexxy passionate thing it seems to be, it's icky and IMPOSSIBLE!!!
fuck hollywood!
fuck the beach!
I hate when movies show kissing underwater scenes. it doesn't work!!!!! I've tried it! many times! it's not that sexxy passionate thing it seems to be, it's icky and IMPOSSIBLE!!!
fuck hollywood!
fuck the beach!
plus, having sex in the pool does not always kill the spermies!!! I have had to tell this too way too many guys.
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





I don't like sex in water. It looks like so much fun, but the water seems to mess up my ..er.. personal lubrication. But I don't think I've ever tried just kissing underwater..huh..








Kissing underwater? Nah have never bothered. Sex in a pool? Well it is interesting but well not my favourite way. No not my cup of tea. Fooling around in a pool? Well that can be fun....sometimes.
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I like sex in a pool, but I have to be beyond turned on and dripping wet![]()
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