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    Post Birth Control Pills : For Geese & Pigeons

    Californians, prepare for added weirdness, which just so "happens" to "make a lot of sense".

    Okay, so this extends beyond "Hollyweird" to me, although, like I said, "it makes a lot of sense".

    No offense to anyone from Cali, not only because I got family & people out there, but because yah know I got love for all of yah .

    Has anyone heard about the geese & pigeon overpopulation problem?

    California is implementing a birth control program specifically targeting these lewd, horny, sexually promiscuous, slutastic and gigolo-ish geese & pigeons -

    LoL I couldn't help myself.

    OvoControl G and OvoControl P.

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    I was just reading in the L.A. Times yesterday about how they're going to feed birth control to the pigeons. I'm wary. They're not hormones exactly; it's something in the feed that inhibits eggshell formation, so the chicks can't fully gestate. My concern is that we do have QUITE a lot of pigeons in Hollywood, and they do shit everywhere. Chemicals in the pigeon shit could wind up in the groundwater, the air, who knows? And who knows what long-term effect it might have on us humans? And who's going to clean up all the stillborn chicks in their malformed eggs?

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    Default Re: Birth Control Pills : For Geese & Pigeons

    Geese? Good to eat. Pigeons. Kill the little toxic bastards, plague rats with feathers.

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    Default Re: Birth Control Pills : For Geese & Pigeons

    I wonder if the same idea would work on illegal aliens ?

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    ^^^

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