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    I have noticed this a lot the past couple of weeks: Cuatomers attempting to pry my buttocks apart when I bend over during a dance. WTF? What could they possible expect to find?

    This is even weirder when you consider where I work, it is required to wear panty hose and a thong.


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    I hate that! 2 feet away, Air Dance for you MR!

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    agh! i guess stop bending over in front of those guys, or do it too far away?

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    Quote Originally Posted by colleen View Post
    What could they possible expect to find?

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    theres gold between them thar hills....

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    That's a time when I wish I could make myself fart! haha!

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    ^^



    I would be so pissed if someone did this to me. Every guy would be sitting on their hands the rest of the night.

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    I have a rule that usually gets the point across. If they touch me somewhere TOTALLY off limits, I end the dance, of course. But if they are just being an annoyance (those guys that tickle thisclose to an offlimits area, hairpetting, etc) everytime they touch me, I slide back six inches. It works well.

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    I HATE that..do they not realize that is joined inthe middle anf fucking HURTS!!!!

    I always smack their hands away and tell them that if they want to know what I had for dinner..just ask.

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    Eww!!!


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    People are so damn weird. Everyday I'm amazed by what people do - especially in public.
    "By 'them' do you mean people like me?"

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    Eyugh. I can't imagine what they think gives them the right to touch us that way. Nobody touches my ass at all, much less in that fashion. Are they checking for pinworms or what?

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    I think Yek's got it... They're checking for pinworms, in case they decide to splurge 20$ extra to get anal sex in the VIP room

    *sarcasm*

    I like my airdance club!

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    if only one of us were ballsy enough to keep a nugget of crap hanging there... to find its way into a dumb custie's lap... haha.

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    Lord have mercy that is so rude. I danced for a couple of nights and I want to go back but stuff like taht scares me, Im liable to cry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I HATE that..do they not realize that is joined inthe middle anf fucking HURTS!!!!

    I always smack their hands away and tell them that if they want to know what I had for dinner..just ask.


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    I hate fuckers that try and dig for treasure
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    this has happened more than once? what fucking weirdos they are!!!!!
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    I too have noticed this. Man, sometimes I just hate my job!

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    While we are on the entire ass spread thing, what the fuck is with the ass sniffers. They do this in GROUPS.while other people are watching

    So disgusting!

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    ^^^^^^^^ OMG I THOUGH THAT WAS JUST ME!!!

    I've gotten THREE ass sniffers this week. Seriously!

    Thank goodness it isn't just me, I was starting to worry about the vibes I put off.

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    Ewwwwwww!!! I know!! I usually bend over at some point during my dances, and now I have to keep my eyes on the customer to make sure they aren't moving forward with their FACES towards my ! It always seems like they're trying to smell it (what else would they be doing that close?)
    I've had the "spreaders" too, and I was just so disgusted and surprised at them that I had a hard time continuing the dance.. they acted like it was just the most normal thing ever!
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    I had a great regular who was a dedicated ass sniffer. He told me a healthy ass smells like crayons.



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    See, I had a little cunt get two lap dances from me and ask all the juicy questions. He felt awful entitled. He got no answers and the coldest airdances I could muster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    See, I had a little cunt get two lap dances from me and ask all the juicy questions. He felt awful entitled. He got no answers and the coldest airdances I could muster.
    I don't understand any of that .....

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