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    El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.


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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was awesome!!

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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    He'll make a great journalist some day.


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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    He'll make a great journalist some day.
    Compared to mainstream media today, he could be a journalist now. He would have been perfect for the defunct Air America.

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    Bwahahahaha.

    Wow, that totally gave me the laugh I needed tonight.

    My youngest brother writes the most atrocious pieces for high school like that. I should find an example to post. What they teach kids these days seriously scares me.

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    OMG YEK! I seen this in picture post a couple months ago and i have been looking for it. LOL "please a little less drama" love it!!

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    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Compared to mainstream media today, he could be a journalist now. He would have been perfect for the defunct Air America.
    I listen to Air America everyday. Including today.
    What's defunct about it?


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    Yek, I love it! It sounds like the stuff my step son likes to write. He always has to work in death and mayhem in his reports. If you tell him to write about springtime he'll somehow get around to the robins working toward the mass extinction of innocent, harmless worms...or some such stuff.

    This is great! Thanks so much for sharing this!


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    Too funny! Thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I listen to Air America everyday. Including today.
    What's defunct about it?
    Your listening to reruns. Unless some how they have comeback from filing bankruptcy and dissolving the company.

    *checks the net*

    oops looks like George Soros is still paying all the bills. Despite miserable ratings and an inability to gain more listeners. Soros continues to throw millions in that direction.

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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    Had to read it again. Hilarious.

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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    LOL I read this on facebook. Along with a great one about Lord of the Flies... let me find it!

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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    Alright here it is, also found on facebook, in a group entitled "The Following Essay On Lord Of The Flies = The Best Essay Ever Written"

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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    continues:

    Note: after reading this essay you may decide it was a waste of your precious life. If you don't have copious amounts of time to waste, you may not want to read this essay!

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    I want to read it but it comes up so tiny on my screen! Is there a link where we can see them bigger?

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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    hmm its on facebook but you'd have to have an account to see it...


    maybe its posted somewhere else online though...

    aha! maybe this is bigger?

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    wow i would have got my butt kicked by my mom,dad,granny and grandpa for writing something like that at home... and if i turned that crazyness into a teacher i wouldnt be here today.

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    ^^^ No kidding. I thought for a moment what would've happened to me if I'd turned that in to a teacher, and I actually got goosebumps. My mother would have flayed me alive!

    That teacher has terrible handwriting though. I would've liked to read the teacher's notes but I couldn't decipher them.

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    ^ Yeah me too! I thought the essay was pretty funny, but it would have been funnier if I could've read what the teacher had written. What I couldn't believe as I was reading it was that the teacher even bothered to comment so many times! I would've stopped taking it seriously after the first page and written a big ole F on top. I probably would've read the rest for comic value though!

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    Yeah, I wouldn't have made so many notes either. Vulgarity of that type should not be rewarded in the classroom; I would've simply given him a zero and handed it back, and probably called his parents.

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    I have the deciphered notes:

    Page 1: facts??, 0% F, (fake name photoshopped in) Adam Miller, No opinions, Nothing to do with the assignment and facts are all invented, What source do you have to back this up?, (regarding Mark Twain) ? William Golding, (Name blacked out) please see me after class. This paper was funny but, very innappropriate and had nothing to do with the assignment., Hah! facts?, Mr. Burton may not find it very funny, and i have no choice but to show him your paper

    2: funny, facts, very funny. does not exist, inappropriate

    3: maybe you should have, inappropriate content

    4:facts are irrellevant, ? where is this cited?

    5:this paragraph may get you expelled, Bold, very inappropriate, origin? no context, double spacing?

    6:no context, very inappropriate

    7:don't state this

    8:plagerism is not a joke, very funny if you are trying to get expelled...

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    Default Re: El Nino: Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I listen to Air America everyday. Including today.
    What's defunct about it?

    Their primary station in New York said they were going to kick them out for not paying their lease. At least that's what was reported.

    I can't find any articles on it since their switch to WWRL in 2006.
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