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    Seriously... im cooked... baked right through and slightly over done... tanning beds + 40C weather (thats about 105 for you Americans) = BAD IDEA!!! I almost wasn't able to do the whole 12 minutes lol I found myself staring at the timer going '3 minutes left.. maybe I should just get out now...' bleh... summer go away!!

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    Soak some towels in vinegar and put them all over yourself. It'll take the heat out and prevent you from peeling or anything. I was out for 12 hours in the sun one day without a drop of sunscreen. Just wasted bleh. Anyhow...I had serious sun poisoning and was sick as a dog. I was shaking so hard from being cold and it hurt my skin so bad to shake.... I was crying my eyes out. My boss, of all people, had to strip me nake, cover me in towels soaked in Vinegar and then cut huge stalks of Aloe and covered me in that after the towels dried from the heat of my skin. The next day, I looked brown. (if you knew me, you'd realize how fucking strange this is because I typically return to my normal shade lighter than mayonaisse). I was also able to take a warm shower without the water feeling like it was searing my skin.

    Good luck my lobster friend.

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    ^^^That sounds like good advice!

    And I feel your pain. People don't realize how goddamn hot and humid Ontario can get. They come here in the summer and say to me "I thought it was cold up here?!". In the winter. Land of true north strong and extreme.

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    Ahaha wow I totally worded that wrong... Im not burnt(thank god) I am a nice golden brown though

    The cooked is just from the heat... I seriously came out of the tanning bed with a killer headache and my entire body was aching... now im guzzling water like its going out of style trying to rehydrate myself ... the hotel here has no AC... well my room has AC(non of the other dancer rooms do I feel so bad for the girls... only the feature gets AC) but the rest of the place is like a sauna..

    Damn heat wave.. I really hope they fix the AC in the club ...

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    water IS going out of style. duh.

    Love it!

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    Pop a few advil if you are uncomfortable. I once cooked myself in the tanning bed. I was on antibiotics, and totally forgot that they made your skin sensitive. The pharmacist told me to take 3 advil, and drink lots of water. And aloe of course, if you're burnt.

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    Come on Canadians, get with the rest of the world and use the Imperial measuring system. Metric is sooo passé.

    hehe

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    I feel ya , Cally . I hate summer. So over it.

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    Ahaha you have more reason to hate summer then I do twisterin... id HATE to be in Arizona in the summer omg... being there in April was bad enough.

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    I thought this was a pothead thread Well, it could be........
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    LoL Jayda I wish it was

    Sadly i've umm slightly given up weed *cries*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    LoL Jayda I wish it was

    Sadly i've umm slightly given up weed *cries*
    me too (June 17th) I'm feeling like LolaRose, time to get a real job perhaps, so my tinkle is fresh-n-clean (BORING!!!!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    me too (June 17th) I'm feeling like LolaRose, time to get a real job perhaps, so my tinkle is fresh-n-clean (BORING!!!!)

    Real...job...? Whats that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    Sadly i've umm slightly given up weed *cries*

    Suuuuuuuure. I'll believe that one when satan's tossing out ice cream cones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Suuuuuuuure. I'll believe that one when satan's tossing out ice cream cones.
    Shush you!! LoL okay fine so I caved last night and smoked one I had to... I mean my stomach was upset and I felt icky so I just smoked a bowl... honestly... it was a one time cave.... *looks around*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    Shush you!! LoL okay fine so I caved last night and smoked one I had to... I mean my stomach was upset and I felt icky so I just smoked a bowl... honestly... it was a one time cave.... *looks around*

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    Cally, I can't decide if you would be best served rare or medium rare. Or maybe medium...you know, brown on the outside and pink and juicy on the inside.

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    Rare. Nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Rare. Nuff said.
    But I am pink and juicey...in all the right spots...

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    Tease!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    Real...job...? Whats that?
    yeah, lol, I f I was a dude, I'd get flamed for that (my bad).

    Something like proffessional roller, I bet Method man and Redman would pay me handsomely for my doobie skills, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    yeah, lol, I f I was a dude, I'd get flamed for that (my bad).

    Something like proffessional roller, I bet Method man and Redman would pay me handsomely for my doobie skills, lol
    justJayda has JUST hit my A list...

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