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    As soon as I got back to VIP with a customer last night, he pulled out his dick! I couldn't believe it! He was just a regular white collar guy! I was like "OMG, put that away!" I couldn't believe it! He obeyed and was reasonably well behaved the rest of the time, but I could not fucking believe it! That has never happened to me in 6 years of dancing! We went on with the VIP as usual and he ended up getting an hour and a half, but DAMN! I was shocked. I didn't want to toss him out of VIP because I hadn't been paid yet. It was like he didn't know better or just wanted to show it to me. I feel dirty just talking about it!

    To any of you who have had this happen to you, what in the world do you do? It's not like it's my fault, but I feel so violated!

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    I was giving a lapdance for a REALLY drunk guy. Looking back...I should have just not danced for him, but it 4 in the aftrenoon and slow. I did 2 dances for him. The 1st dance I saw him reach down his pants and "adjust" himself (i'm assuming he was trying to get it in the right position so that my bum might hit it). After seeing that I made a point to just hover above his lap. Second song, I'm dancing with my back to him and when I turn, he has lifted up one side of his shorts so that its just hanging out the leg of his shorts. At 1st I didnt know what to do (OMG theres a shriveled up penis!) so I got on the couch across from him and did a couple moves. Then I came back, yanked his shorts back down and said "I'm not a fucking whore, if you hadnt done that I would have given you a much better dance." He was all "oh i'm sorry, next time I know not to do that with you." With me? Yeah because I'm sure all the other girls like seeing your penis flopping outta your shorts like a dead fish...


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    Viola, I've had guys do that the way you say it happened, just sort of pop it out there. in your situation as in mine I've said "Oh, k, that's very nice and all, but you have to keep the horse in the barn, k?"

    But if he whips it out again, then I'm not so nice!

    Now, I have had guys do what they did to Taylorlila too! Be all sneaky like and take it out during a dance, knowing full well that's a no no! The effed up part is I have had that happen so many times! I have done everything from pointing at their crotch and screaming "There's a rat!!!!" to accidently flicking cig ash on them.

    I remember one time I was in the vip back when my old club had a vip and a guy whips it out, I was so fed up I threw my hands up in the air and said "Oh great, that's just great! You had to go and ruin a perfectly good dance huh? How f*cking selfish of you! Don't you ever think of anyone besides yourself?!?! My gawd, your wife must hate you!" And stomped away. The look on his face during all of this was priceless to me. Heh.




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    I was giving a VIP for a drunk guy, he was well behaved. I was on his lap with my back to him and I got up to turn around and he had pulled his dick out of his pants. I very calmly said "put Mr. Happy back in it's box" and he said "ok" and I continued with the dance with no more problems.

    When I said something to the floor guy he asked me why I didn't tell him and he would have kicked him out. I said I'm not going to freak out about it, I've seen dicks before and besides he put it away when I asked. If he hadn't of been so drunk I could have gotten another dance so why kick him out. I fhe didn't out it away then I would have gotten security to deal with him.

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    it's happened to me twice. neither time was at the club i currently work at, but i'm sure it can happen anywhere.

    the first time it happened, i had my back to the customer. i had -just- started the dance. when i turned back around to face him (hadn't even touched him yet) BAM there he was with his cock in his hand. i was like "wtf are you doing?" and i just left. shock i guess.

    the second time was worse. it occured when i did full contact (they both did actually) which i only did for 2 months because shit like this kept happening. i was straddling the guy (the only club i ever worked at where you could.. and can't say i enjoyed it) and i had my head kind of above his head (facing him) i was leaning upoward a bit to put my breasts near his face... its hard to explain. anyway, when i came back down to his lap, i FELT his cock before i saw it. yep. felt it right up against my thigh.

    i looked down and was horrified. i literally got up so fast that i fell. i walked out of the room. i didn't even say anything. i'm actually very suprized i didn't hit him. i've hit guys for being rough and what-not.. but i think (again) i was just in shock. my brain just went to "leave the situation".

    i quit that club (where both of the situations occured) very shortly after that.

    it does make you feel violated... and i know that.. for me at least.. it made me question if a deserved it. like "well i WAS doing full contact" and stuff like that. i always say that, in my adult life, the only thing i EVER regret doing is full contact dancing. i don't feel good about having let strange men touch my breasts for money.. nor do i feel good about grinding heavily on nasty strangers.

    the best advice i have about how not to feel violated, is to keep telling yourself that HE is the one who over stepped the line. wether or not you are comfortable with what -you- do is something only you can judge. but, nothing changes the fact that -that- is something you did -not- "ask for" and wasn't ok for him to do, no matter what. it could have happened to any dancer in the same situation.

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    Viola, I've had guys do that the way you say it happened, just sort of pop it out there. in your situation as in mine I've said "Oh, k, that's very nice and all, but you have to keep the horse in the barn, k?"

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    I've had this happen to me twice. One time was bad enough, but the second time almost made me quit dancing.

    I was giving a double with my friend Cassie and we were kinda drunk and laughing and playing around putting on a show for this seemingly "normal" guy. We were doing an air dance at one point, and when I went to sit on the guys lap again, I saw this horrified look on my friends face , and then she pushed me really really hard. She had seen that while we had been dancing away from the guy, he had pulled out "Mr Un-Happy" and was beating off. As she pushed me away from his lap and I fell to the ground, he literally busted his nut and it splashed me on my leg. I have never been so horrified in my life. I literally felt like I had been sexually assaulted on some level. Thank God for my friend Cassie, because if she would have not seen what he was doing and thought to push me, he would have came all over my ass/crotch area which would have been even worse.

    Oh by the way, bouncers heard us screaming and as they came over, the dude ran out the front door and they didn't try to stop him. Lovely.
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    Wow, ya'll are fortunate, its happened to me several times. Houston, ya know...

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    I was in VIP with a customer just sitting and chatting. Another girl comes in with a guy. Next thing I hear this horrific scream and shes yelling "WTF do you think youre doing?! You cant take that thing out. Blah blah blah"VIP host is right there. The girl walks out. The host politely told him youre not allowed to take your penis out and that his card and ID will be at the bar in a few minutes. The guy sat there - I think in shock - for a good 5 min then got up and left. Totally calm. It was quite interesting to watch. He still had to pay $670 for an hour even tho he got a whole 3 min of a dance... good thing about being pre-paid.

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    It happened to me for the first time a few weeks ago. The guy was getting a private stage dance, and as soon as we got upstairs he asked me if we were going to have sex. I laughed at him and said, "Twenty dollers, are you serious?" During the dance, he kept reaching into his pants, and I told him that he couldn't do that because there were cameras around. After about 30 seconds, he whipped it out. Man, I screamed like I had never seen a dick before!! Security threw him out, and the guys that he came there with we pissed at him. They actually apologized to me for their friend's behavior. I was shocked at first, but laughed it off later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Wow, ya'll are fortunate, its happened to me several times. Houston, ya know...
    I agree. This has happened to me more often then I could count. My responses ranged from a simple "put it away before you get us both in trouble" to grabbing it and raking my long sharp fingernails up it, then laughing while he writhed in pain.Depends on my mood and how much the guy has pissed me off otherwise.

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    It's happened to me twice. Both times the dance was over immediately - I have a zero-tolerance policy. The first time he did it in the middle of the dance and I didn't know about it until I did a body slide and landed on my knees with his bare dick in my face; I slapped him as hard as I could and threw him out of the club. The second time I just got exasperated and told him something like, "That's it, we're done, you need to leave now." Money up front!

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    I tend to try to block these moments out of my memory. It has happened to me a few times in all these years I have been dancing .... and it has happened in all types of dance environments (dancer to customer only touching, 2 way touching etc).

    My usual response is purely instinctive. I do go into shock. I don't usually make much of a comment.. I usually leave pronto and get security. All lap dances no matter where you work in Australia are paid up-front so no loss to me.

    I remember one incident where I was actually surprised at myself for how quicly I re-dressed myself (as I was naked). I swear I re-dressed myself in less than a minute.. not even 30 seconds... because of how shocked I was at this guy having pulled his penis out.

    Just like alot of the other girls have posted.. he did so when I had my back turned and couldn't adequately see him until it was too late. It was out. He also had the nerve to throw more money at me thinking that would solve the situation. I was really in too much shock at the time to take the money. I just dressed myself and got the hell outta there. It made me violently ill (dry wretching) for another day or two.. really mentally fucked me that whole experience.

    I did feel violated.



    In the end, it just makes me amazed at how casually these guys do this... just whip it out in front of a total utter stranger. What is so great about their penis that they must do this ? Do they really think that every girl esp. every stripper wants to see penis at work ? Please! *roll eyes*


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    this is why vips are prepaid. staying after an asswhole does that is just like giving him permission, imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    In the end, it just makes me amazed at how casually these guys do this... just whip it out in front of a total utter stranger. What is so great about their penis that they must do this ? Do they really think that every girl esp. every stripper wants to see penis at work ? Please! *roll eyes*
    The thing I find most amusing is that it always seems to be the guy who is hung like a hamster that is the FIRST to whip it out! I find too that a well acted "awww.....thats the cutest ittle wittle thing I've ever seen....when it grows up will it be just like a penis?" makes it go back in the pants fast!
    I've sadly gotten used to it over the years. I wont continue unless he puts it away..and will back way up until he does. But if he apologizes and puts it away, I will continue the dance. Of course the dance will suck now because I'm on constant cock-watch to make sure it doesnt come back out! But thats his fault...not mine.

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    Thank god I've never had anyone whip it out intentionally. I'll never forget my dance with "Tiny" though. He was a short young polite guy who I took back to VIP. I only danced for a minute when I felt something hot on my leg. When I looked down, his weiner had hardened past the length of his shorts down to his damn knee!! It was huge and the guy was obviously embarrassed. So I kinda laughed a little, threw my gown over his 3rd leg, and kept him back in VIP as long as I could

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    I've had this happen to me twice. One time was bad enough, but the second time almost made me quit dancing.

    I was giving a double with my friend Cassie and we were kinda drunk and laughing and playing around putting on a show for this seemingly "normal" guy. We were doing an air dance at one point, and when I went to sit on the guys lap again, I saw this horrified look on my friends face , and then she pushed me really really hard. She had seen that while we had been dancing away from the guy, he had pulled out "Mr Un-Happy" and was beating off. As she pushed me away from his lap and I fell to the ground, he literally busted his nut and it splashed me on my leg. I have never been so horrified in my life. I literally felt like I had been sexually assaulted on some level. Thank God for my friend Cassie, because if she would have not seen what he was doing and thought to push me, he would have came all over my ass/crotch area which would have been even worse.

    Oh by the way, bouncers heard us screaming and as they came over, the dude ran out the front door and they didn't try to stop him. Lovely.
    lol....I know this is not meant to be a funny story...but the way it reads, it is....I just have a mental picture of this guy running out the front door...lol...

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    Happened to me too at Les Girls in the vip room thing whatever crap hole room set up it was. I get naked and dance on the bed (yes a real bed) and he's 6ft away then he just whips it out like it was normal.

    I stared at it for a second because it was huge. LOL Then I told him to fold it back in his pants and that the cameras are watching. I'm thankful it wasn't during a lap dance.
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    It's happened to me a ton of times. Most of the times were at the first club I worked at because it was kind of dirty. It stopped fazing me after the first two times. I just calmy told them that they needed to put it away, they usually whine about it for a second and then put it away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    lol....I know this is not meant to be a funny story...but the way it reads, it is....I just have a mental picture of this guy running out the front door...lol...
    I'm not quite sure why a story about a guy sexually assaulting a woman is funny to you, but hey, whatever floats your banana.

    In L.A., this kind of crap happens often. And yeah, it feels like rape. Well, it kind of IS rape. One minute I'm doing my job, giving a lap dance and I have my back turned, I go to sit back in dude's lap and I'm naked and the results could be less than favorable on my end if there is a boner pointed in the air. I can't understand why anybody would do this, other than they get off on violating women. It's disgusting, and probably one of the worst parts about being a stripper.

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    He's testing you to see how far you'll go. I have had that experience in Houston multiple times. I just scolded them and said "Bad Boy" put that thing away, you're going to get us both in trouble. I have never gotten more than one dance when it has happened though. I'm glad you ended up getting your full VIP and more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    As soon as I got back to VIP with a customer last night, he pulled out his dick! I couldn't believe it! He was just a regular white collar guy! I was like "OMG, put that away!" I couldn't believe it! He obeyed and was reasonably well behaved the rest of the time, but I could not fucking believe it! That has never happened to me in 6 years of dancing! We went on with the VIP as usual and he ended up getting an hour and a half, but DAMN! I was shocked. I didn't want to toss him out of VIP because I hadn't been paid yet. It was like he didn't know better or just wanted to show it to me. I feel dirty just talking about it!

    To any of you who have had this happen to you, what in the world do you do? It's not like it's my fault, but I feel so violated!
    haha when I was back in Charlotte NC working at Crazy Horse, there was this guy that came in there and had an ass fetish. I have a serious booty..so he asked me to go to VIP with him. I told him the price and he agreed. As we're walking, he asked me would I mind dancing with my ass facing him. I was like "Wow, you think I have an ugly mug?" He was like "No baby you're beautiful, absolutely...I just have a serious ass fetish."

    So we're in there and Im dancing my lil heart out and I decide to turn around to at least smile at him and his ass is jerking away. I was like WOW. I told him he needs to cool out with that. He said "I'll give you an additional 500 if you let me finish. I promise I wont touch you."

    Ah....custies can be crazy LMAO

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    I just laugh or scold them and tell them to put it away. I'm not traumatized by the sight of a penis.

    I totally understand the trauma of, like, sitting on one or being touched by one non consentually, but I guess I'm a little confused at being traumatized by the sight of one? Can anyone explain it?



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    ^ I can't explain it either. Penis is penis as long as he didn't shoot his load at me lol. Ack! My best guess is that penises are kinda ugly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    I just laugh or scold them and tell them to put it away. I'm not traumatized by the sight of a penis.

    I totally understand the trauma of, like, sitting on one or being touched by one non consentually, but I guess I'm a little confused at being traumatized by the sight of one? Can anyone explain it?
    I know I most certainly couldnt imagine it. Im more hypnotized than traumatized....

    LOL

    But yea, I would be grossed out, without a DOUBT, if someone actually had it out and inserted it...that would probably land me some jail time.

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