
Originally Posted by
Scotty Pogo
Here's some people I'd like to see beaten relentlessly with large flaming tube socks filled with loose change: the assholes who pay for shit with quarters. Especially in a bar.
C'mon folks. Nothing is that necessary that you have to scrounge up a bunch of change from the couch cushions. It's fucking ridiculous; especially when it comes to drinks in a bar. If you're going to a bar with nothing but quarters in your pocket, seriously find help. You've got troubles. Christ, borrow money from a friend and pay him after you've been to the bank. If you haven't got any friends, perhaps you should consider that before you dump a handful of quarters in your pocket.
If you haven't got a bank account, then it's time to step into the 21st Century. The threat of Y2K is over, the stock markets aren't going to crash devastatingly, and if they should, you're insured up to something like $100,000--which you wouldn't be too worried about anyways if all you've got is pocket change. Besides, if you save money in a bank, eventually you'll make some. And, in a lot of cases, they'll give you a check book and an ATM/Check card, which any half-retarded nine year-old with responsibility can handle. If you can add and subtract, you can handle a fucking check book. As an added bonus, banks will turn that precious silver of yours into easy-to-carry dollar bills at no extra cost! What a fucking deal!!!
The next time you step out of that house/apartment/love shack with a bunch of quarters, stop, think about how dumb you are, turn around, and take a nap. If, after your nap, you still feel like spending some change, quit life.
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