Men are like..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.



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