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    Okay, this is not *that* funny, but I just have to share.

    I'm giving a guy a dance and as the second song starts I ask if he wants another, he replies, "Well, what are we up to? What's the tally?"

    I'm thinking, "Tally? What is he talking about", but of course, I smile and say, "That was only one song." He is still giving me this questioning look so I continue, "We're at $20."

    His eyes get big, "We better stop here then!" and he hands me a twenty and says goodbye...

    I don't know why I thought it was so funny. I was just like, what did he think, dances are five bucks each or something?
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    That's weird. If he was so cheap, you'd think he'd figure out what the dances cost before getting one...
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    LOL i thought that was funny 2!
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    LOL that is funny! I would've asked him how much he thought the dances were.







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    I think it's funny. I picture him being young and wide eyed, am I right?

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    That's funny, it's happened to me before. It's even worse when it's an older businessman kind of guy.

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    ^ well, not as young as he was acting, but he was pretty damn wide eyed about the whole thing. That's why I couldn't be mad, it was just so funny. And it was also sort of confusing by him thinking maybe more than one song had gone by, in which case you'd think $20 would sound like less than what he was prepared to spend. So, it just sort of threw me off you know?
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    Did he think they were like dollar dances LOL! That is funny!!

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    LMAO

    The ones who dont ask the prices are the best. We get paid upfront at my club and its always a good sign when they dont ask, then when i get to the private dance room they just had me $100 or $150. Then u know u have a good custie.
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    That was funny. Poor wide-eyed broke guy.



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    awww that was prob. his only $20 lol. That is pretty funny.


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    Hey, at least he didn't try to back out of paying it!

    I ended the night last night with a cheap fuck. He bought three dances at $20 each, but my Lord, why is it that the guys who are spending the least amount of money always want the most for it? I spent three whole songs with him pestering me to take him home, offering to make it "worth (my) while," demanding my real name, demanding in detail certain moves, and going ON and ON and ON about how he wanted to make sure he "got (his) money's worth." If it hadn't been such a slow night I would've walked out on him. I love how these guys talk about how much they make and how much money they have, and then act like $20 is their life savings.

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    That's so cute, even though it's a little pathetic. I sometimes forget that although we share the same environment with custies, that we are in a totally different world. I remember before I started dancing, I was never aware of stage "sets" or names being called, or when songs i was unfamiliar with stopped and started, etc. I'm tuned to a totally different channel when I'm working. It's obvious some guys don't pay attention to songs, etc, or how it works, and get caught up in the moment (which is exactly what we want!) Yeah, buddy, relax, loose track of time, and we'll help you spend your money.
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