Okay, this is not *that* funny, but I just have to share.
I'm giving a guy a dance and as the second song starts I ask if he wants another, he replies, "Well, what are we up to? What's the tally?"
I'm thinking, "Tally? What is he talking about", but of course, I smile and say, "That was only one song." He is still giving me this questioning look so I continue, "We're at $20."
His eyes get big, "We better stop here then!" and he hands me a twenty and says goodbye...
I don't know why I thought it was so funny. I was just like, what did he think, dances are five bucks each or something?



I don't know why I thought it was so funny. I was just like, what did he think, dances are five bucks each or something?
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