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    Default I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    Last night a customer came in and wanted me to just sit there with him, not tip me or nothing and I was like, well would you like me to dance for you, he said I might be back in tomorrow and we can then or next time I come in, what an ass!! I hate when they do that. Guys reading this that say stuff like that, why not just say no thank you, I'm gonna get up and leave anyway if i'm just sitting there for nothing and there are customers.

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    Default Re: I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    I hate that two. Or the "in a little bit"...if you actually want one in a little bit thats cool, but usually it means no. Honestly, its not gonna hurt my feelings if you say "no thankyou" but if you tell me to come back its gonna frustrate the hell out of me when I come back and you tell me to come back again.


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    That is why IF I even bother to sit down with a guy, I ask him for a dance no later than the next song..if the answer is no, buh-bye. Time is money and I have no patience for fuckers wasting mine!

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    I just assume that means no and that they arent coming back...although I've had a few..one that became a reg for a long time, that actually DID come back the next day and spend a LOT...so you never know!

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    I've gotten this too. The thing that actually irks me, is that they expect me to believe the "I'll come back in tomorrow" thing. It's rarely true. I know they're just trying to be nice, and that they don't "get it," but damn. I can take it if you say NO!!!
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    Default Re: I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    I act like I believe them when I do not generally. Yes a few have come back another night and spent money ... yet (unfortuantely) the majority do not therefore "I believe it when I see it" as such.

    If they say "in a little bit" or "maybe later" or anything along those lines.... It is three strikes you are out (unless there are better options available). I will come back to check in to see if they want a dance two more times. After the last time I check in, I tell them to have a great night.


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    I literally laugh in their face when they say that. Not meanly or anything... More of a "we both know you're full of shit" kind of way. Then I excuse myself. Seriously, does that shit ever work?
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    Default Re: I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    i always act overly excited when they tell me they'll come back "tomorrow", but i am the queen of sarcasm.

    i'll be like "YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! we are going to PAARRRRTTTAAAAYYYY" while pulling my fist down from the air.

    i am also a dork.

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    Default Re: I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    When people tell me to come back "later", I take that as a no and just never go back. When they tell me they are going to "come back and dance/go in vip with me tomorrow", I take it as bullshit and ask them to tip me for all of my time that was wasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i always act overly excited when they tell me they'll come back "tomorrow", but i am the queen of sarcasm.

    i'll be like "YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! we are going to PAARRRRTTTAAAAYYYY" while pulling my fist down from the air.

    i am also a dork.
    LOL, I like that, i'm gonna do that next time a guy says that to me just to joke around even though I know they're full of it.

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    Default Re: I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    it's best when they don't just say they want to get a lapdance "later" or "next time". oh no, they want a few hours in the champagne room. mmhmm. saying it makes it even less possible.

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    Default Re: I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    When I get a guy that says that, I usually say something along the lines of "ok, well then why I dont I come check on you in 20min and see if you're ready then". Then, if they say "later" or whatever again, I'm done with them.

    I also hate it when a guy says "later" or whatever, then finally admits that he is really just waiting for another girl. It's like, I don't get hurt if you tell me that. Just tell me so I know not to waste my time.

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    Default Re: I hate when customers say this. Anyone else get this?

    I've had that said to me numerous times. Only a handful of the guys actually came back. Most just don't have the money for dances.

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