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    Default Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    I've gone to quite a few strip clubs in the last year or so, and the strangest thing seems to happen occasionally when dancers do lap dances for me. A few strippers have said to me during or after the dances that "I need to get away from you." They never explain what they mean by this statement and a couple of times they have actually left. If they do leave, I'm sitting there like, WTF? I'm always pretty generous with dances and tips and what-not, low key, and usually keep my hands to myself, so I'm confused about this. Dancers, what the heck is this about?

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    I hate to sound like an ass, but if a stripper says I need to get away from you while you're paying her good money, it most likely means one of two things: (1) you smell/have bad breath; or (2) you're being too gropey. In all honesty, it's probably (1), because if you were being too gropey, they'd just ask you to stop or have you kicked out.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Another possibility is that you're Hot as Phuck!!!! I've spoken those exact words, good money or not, to a guy that was taking me outta my game, and making me think of getting some nookie from him!!!

    Why don't you post a pic???
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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    If you say your keeping your hands to yourself, and your spending money...I don't really know. The biggest reasons I could think of would be that you werent spending any money...or your too handsy...or you pulled your dick out...but the way your talking it doesnt sound like your guilty of these things.


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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Quote Originally Posted by I'm A Guy View Post
    I've gone to quite a few strip clubs in the last year or so, and the strangest thing seems to happen occasionally when dancers do lap dances for me. A few strippers have said to me during or after the dances that "I need to get away from you." They never explain what they mean by this statement and a couple of times they have actually left. If they do leave, I'm sitting there like, WTF? I'm always pretty generous with dances and tips and what-not, low key, and usually keep my hands to myself, so I'm confused about this. Dancers, what the heck is this about?
    It could be as simple as " I need to get to work and if you're not spending, I'm not earning". I have had a few dancer friends I'd hang out with. By mutual agreement, we no longer did dances together. They were content to get nothing but a drink or two from me. At some point, she'd say " you gotta leave " or she'd say " I gotta go hustle a bit ".

    On the other hand, if she is saying this during the PD, it might be a hygiene issue like the previous said.
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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    I'm usually generous with dances and rarely turn down a request from a dancer, regardless of their body type. I have no problem with my hygiene, in fact several dancers compliment me on it. As I said, I keep my hands to myself, onmy knees or the beer (actually, one dancer usually places my hands on her). I've kind of guessed at what it could be, but I am usually terrible at picking up signs from women, which has caused me to miss out on opportunities and other times made me look like a jerk. JustJayda, I'm a tad bit modest so I think I will forgo the opp to post a pic. By no means am I a hunk, but I suppose I'm attractive and pleasant according to women.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    It's because they are falling in love with you and are afraid that they will not be able to control their lust if they remain near you.








    Is that what you wanted to hear?

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    It's because they are falling in love with you and are afraid that they will not be able to control their lust if they remain near you.








    Is that what you wanted to hear?
    Well... if this is the reason, then yes. I'd rather this be the reason, but I really want to get to the bottom of it, because, as they say, "knowing is beautiful." Plus, one of the dancers I could see myself falling for and I just may make a move. As I said, I am terrible at hints.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Why not ask THEM. They are the only ones who know the answer....we can only guess.

    But this really just sounds like a "does she REALLY like me" thread...we've seen a LOT of them.

    Sorry....but chances are she does not. You never know though...so ask HER.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    I did ask what it means. They never say.

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    Then you shall never know....assume it is SS.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Well, maybe the problem really is body odor then, and they just don't want to tell you that you smell bad.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    No odor is involved. I'm positive.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    "i'm clean, fairly attractive, generous, respectfull, and dancers keep walking out in the middle of dances!"

    .................. me thinks you're leaving something out.

    i mean, i'd give you -one- weirdo dancer, but there's no way that all of those things are true and multiple dancers are "leaving you".

    what -EXACTLY- do you do during the dance?

    are you really keeping your hands to yourself or are you trying to get quick feels?
    are you -saying- anything that could be bothering them?
    do you stick your tongue out and wag it around in the "oral sex" motion?
    do you moan and groan during the dance?

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    This thread is just stupid now if: (1) you've asked the girl(s) if they like you and they didn't respond; (2) you're positive you don't smell bad (btw, most people that smell bad don't think they smell bad; and maybe its not body odor..could be too much cologne...ever think of that?); and (3) you insist that you're being completely respectful and not gropey.

    Posters have given you all the possible reasons, and they can't give anymore without being psychic or actually talking to the girls.

    Here's what I would do if I were you, stop giving a shit. If a few dancers don't like you for whatever mystery reason, go find one of the other dozens of dancers who will be willing to dance for you. Dances may involve some interpersonal actions, but 99/100 times it's strictly a business transaction that involves nothing more than money and fantasy.

    P.S. As a fellow male customer who doesn't really give a shit, I don't know why I'm ranting in this thread.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    You say this is not just one dancer, but all of them. So clearly, the problem is not them, but you. There is something extremely unpleasant about being around you that is causing these dancers to shun you.

    Have you had yourself tested for trimethylaminuria?

    I think a visit to the doctor is in order, and if he determines that there is no physical problem, it must be a personality issue.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    dlabtot, read the original post. I never said it was all dancers. I've been going to clubs all year a couple of times a month, and it has happened 5 times.

    jellob1976, if you think it's a stupid post then why would you answer it? Does that mean you are stupid? And I don't wear any cologne. I didn't say I liked all the dancers that said it. If people want to keep posting, let them. Why are YOU giving a s--t?! Besides, the question is for dancers.

    Pretty_Penny, nothing is left out and everything I said is truthful. I wouldn't omit important information or lie since I am trying to get feedback to inform me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm A Guy View Post
    dlabtot, read the original post. I never said it was all dancers. I've been going to clubs all year a couple of times a month, and it has happened 5 times.

    jellob1976, if you think it's a stupid post then why would you answer it? Does that mean you are stupid? And I don't wear any cologne. I didn't say I liked all the dancers that said it. If people want to keep posting, let them. Why are YOU giving a s--t?! Besides, the question is for dancers.

    Pretty_Penny, nothing is left out and everything I said is truthful. I wouldn't omit important information or lie since I am trying to get feedback to inform me.

    I think it's pretty obvious at this point that cameron_keys was right: this is just a "does she REALLY like me" thread.

    The answer is NO. Not only does she not really like you, but you are so unpleasant to be around that you can't even pay her to do so, even though that is her job.

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    Its stripper shit. Unless...is she walking away from the dance before OR after you've paid her? If she's walking away and hasn't gotten paid yet, you stink. If she' s been paid, its SS. I promise.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Ok, well. It's not a does "she" like me as it is a what are "they" saying. The dancers are always paid whether they leave or not. Again, check the original post because you are reading into it what you want to. I said "a couple of times" (not all the time) they have left. If it's SS, cool. That's why the question was posted. Nuff said.

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Quote Originally Posted by I'm A Guy View Post
    dlabtot, read the original post. I never said it was all dancers. I've been going to clubs all year a couple of times a month, and it has happened 5 times.

    jellob1976, if you think it's a stupid post then why would you answer it? Does that mean you are stupid? And I don't wear any cologne. I didn't say I liked all the dancers that said it. If people want to keep posting, let them. Why are YOU giving a s--t?! Besides, the question is for dancers.

    Pretty_Penny, nothing is left out and everything I said is truthful. I wouldn't omit important information or lie since I am trying to get feedback to inform me.
    OK, now we are getting testy. Dude, read up at the top. This is a FORUM. We discuss things here. You asked a question and people commented on it. It's what we do here. Sorry but there is no filter to select "Only the answers that you want to hear" on this forum. If you don't want to hear the answers than don't ask the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm A Guy View Post
    A few strippers have said to me during or after the dances that "I need to get away from you." ... I've been going to clubs all year a couple of times a month, and it has happened 5 times.
    Are these their exact words??? Or did they actually say something else?

    I ask because You wrote "a few strippers have said..." For some reason this phrase strikes me as odd, and even more so that multiple different dancers would say these exact words (which have left you, and all of us wondering what was meant).

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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    Well if I may answer in the spirit of the thread...(ahem)...

    She had to get away from you because you didn't have any cheese. Dancers love cheese. Big ol' chunks of cheese. Cheddar, Swiss, Pepperjack it doesn't matter. Probably some rich dude had walked in with a wheel of sharp cheddar and she had to go get some.



    Next time, skip paying for your lap dances with money and offer cheese. She's just going to blow any money you give her on cheese anyway so you might as well cut out the middleman.


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    Default Re: Dancer says: "I need to get away from you."

    go to the bathroom,
    wipe your ass real good,
    Toss your tightie-whities.

    and stop farting during lap dances

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    "Sniffs'.....I smell another Alpha-Douche......I need to get away from you.

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