Not that it's any better, but they've finally figured it out. It's just...super...yeah.![]()
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/...zealand_name_1





Not that it's any better, but they've finally figured it out. It's just...super...yeah.![]()
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/...zealand_name_1





Oh man, I feel sorry for that kid. I hope he gets used to having his ass kicked on the playground.
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I'm still waiting for the vote that stupid people shouldn't breed.
Superman, a.k.a. 4Real, 4Real a.k.a. Superman.
You think u Superman? Here's some krypnonite bitch, for real.
Etc.




Wow. This ought to be an interesting life.
Crank dat Soulja Boy!
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.





*shakes head*
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Exhibit A:
"A Boy Named Sue"
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."
He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
-Late great Johnny Cash
I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
Where you thought you were going to was never there,
and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
Nic Cage named his kid Kal-El. Bizarre enough.





Superman instead of 4Real? His parents are effing stupid. Honestly, why name your kid something that weird?
Actually having spent time in Wellington maybe its not such a big deal - I LOVE that city - lots of alternative people there.
I do think the names are shit though!

Not all Kiwi's are that stupid..
Tho when his name is called out at school "Superman" followed by "thats your name?? are you for real?" He can reply "yep and yep"





oh god. awful.
Love it!
why did they name him superman? i mean they explained why they would name him 4'real..but y superman? how embarassing.
if i wanted to name my kid "4 real"..but couldnt..id jus name him "Pharrel" sounds almost like it and its a real name haha.
i thik its odd that alot of celebs are naming their kids odd names....just because its jus some sort of a trend?????? pff.
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Ya know....the only reason his name was rejected was because of the 4. Names cannot have numbers in them, only letters. They could have just named him forreal, but they had to go and try to be creative and name their son after a lisence plate.
I'm suprised they didn't try to spell Superman. SUPRMAN.
I can only hope this child has a nice aunt that gives him a nickname. A normal human nickname. Even Bob would be ok. Clark!!
His nickname should be Clark! Nice normal, yet still embraces his given name...
Superman 4real...kinda a good porn name huh?





Parents like these are just egotistical bastards. Their son's name has nothing to do with him, to them kids are just accessories. They like the attention they get for picking a unorthadox "not allowed" name and they got what they wanted- a featured news story. They don't care in the slightest what their kid is gonna have to go through growing up. Don't get me wrong- I grew up with the most generic name ever so I love unusual names. Both of my son's have unusual first names, but nothing that is going to get them egged in the playground, and I gave them nice ordinary middle names in case they end up hating them.





Bleh...that sucks. I think I may have told this story in the original "4Real" thread, but there was a lady around here somewhere that named her kid BooBoo. Why, you ask? Because he was an "accident" and she wanted to make sure her son knew that.
Some people are just seriously messed up.
^^ Why not just name the kid Oopsy. Middle name -Daisy




"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.”
Lol, Basehead. Yea I know I'm hysterical.
Why not go for a Verb. Call the kid, like, Rollover or something
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