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    Default Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    So this guy myspaces me today:

    well I was checking out your picks and thought you was pretty hot! well not sure where to start but for one im honest, so I will tell you I have a g/f who would not be cool with me doing this lol but! I am looking to have some fun on the side once in awhile or just once if you get me! But if you really wanted to help me satifice some needs, may be you could hook me up with you and one of your cute g/fs for a threesome, Ive not had one and would realy enjoy it! well think about it, let me know!

    I looked at his profile and, lo and behold, his number one friend is his girlfriend who is pretty, seems sweet, and has cute pics of the two of them all over her page.

    So, I wrote her a little message:

    Hi (name),

    I thought about this long and hard and I decided if I were you I would want to know. So, here goes. I recieved the following email from your boyfriend (I-C-E) today: (text of msg)

    If you accept my friend request I can forward it to you so you can see it really did come straight from him. I don't know him, have never met him or spoken to him online. I'm sure he was just sending this to girls at random hoping one would bite and I'm probably not the only one.

    If you'd like to see how serious he is, I'd be happy to write him back and set up a meeting so you can catch him. I know that probably sounds psycho, but there are a few things I don't go for and men treating good women bad is one of them.

    If you want my help, please let me know. Either way, best of luck. You seem like a good person, you're beautiful, and you deserve a great man.


    I'll let you all know what happens. This dude picked the wrong woman to try to cheat with.

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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    beautiful

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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    Awesome! You will definitely have to keep us updated on this. WHAT AN IDIOT-ASSHOLE!



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    Aww damnit you need to post his myspace addy here

    What a dick... hope this girl listens to you.

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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    Good for you Dottie, I wish somebody had done that for me when my ex was trying to hook up with girls online.

    Let us know how it goes!

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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    Ha ha!!!! This is awesome. You fucking rock.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Dottie....I love you. Wanna hook up? Bring your girlfriends
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    You're my hero.

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    He wrote "satifice." That's all I need to say. "satifice some needs."

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    ROFL excellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    Aww damnit you need to post his myspace addy here
    Yea, you know what would happen right...some man 4 man's rights would go and tell. Just like the guy that sent me threats of physical harm over Myspace and forwarded my post about HLDC to HLDC...

    When it's all said and done...oooooh can't wait

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    Help him "sacrifice some needs"?! Wtf.. I would've done exactly what you did. Let us know what happens!

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    No, but if she REALLY wanted to...because of course she's going to at least go out on a date solo. Because he thinks she were pretty hot! Nothing more flattering than that. His tone is so ingratiating and self-righteous. As usual.

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    UPDATE UPDATE PLEASE! You are my hero!

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    HAHA..i love it. update!!?

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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    This happen a lot? Damn near every girl on myspace is all "i'm NOT interested in hooking up."

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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    Haha! Priceless.



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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    I just hope she listens to you and doesn't put the denial blinders on. This is very kickass of you however.

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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    Awesome! LOL Every cheating fucker like that makes it that much harder for me to meet women. Please keep us updated!
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    I Love You!
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    Default Re: Wow...you picked the WRONG girl, bud.

    Dottie you're the "shit"!!!! Can't wait to read what happens next!
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    I did this once. Never heard from her. Never heard from him again either....oh well.....

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    I wonder what the chances are of her blowing up on him immediately. Or maybe she's into checking her Myspace every 7 days or so, which is my new trend for '07.

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    i can't wait to see how this pans out

    you rock, dotti!

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    Yey!! that's so cool. What a douche. He will prob give her some bullshit excuse if she confronts him with it before seeing how it pans out.
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