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    This is why you should listen to what other dancers say.
    Last night it was really slow and there were only 3 guys in at one point.A girl approaches this guy and away they go for a dance, 3 minutes later she practically runs out the LD room white as a sheet saying "that guy freaks me out, he was shaking".
    I looked over and yes he was shaking, but i have a friend who has a problem with shaking constantly and i know it isn't his fault, so i went over to chat to the guy.
    He seemed ok, but the conversation was stilted as he stopped every now and then and stared at me in silence. I just thought he was a little bit slow, and i still had my non judgemental hat on so i decided to finish up and ask for a dance.
    He sprang out of his seat and ran off to the LD room.

    Once in there he came out with "make me come!" to which i put on a big fake smile and started the dance in silence. He kept leaning forward, tipped me $20 to take my top off (this was in a nude club! but i wasn't complaining), and kept yelling "Oh my god!".
    But hey i could handle it.
    Then things took a turn for a worse
    "you're like rapunzel, i want to take you home and lock you in a tower"
    !?!?!?

    Then i felt it.
    "get your fucking hands off of my breasts".
    "oh sorry they were just there"
    Well of course they are just there, im doing a lap dance. I backed away from him to do some floor work when he started screaming "spank! spank! spank!". I humoured him with some ass spanks, but then he sprang up shouting and jigging about"DANCE WITH ME!!!"
    and i told him the dance was over. He ran out squealing like a kid in a candy shop.

    God i was all shaken up after that! I can't really explain it but the whole thing just felt really weird and surreal. I didn't know whether to feel bad for him, perhaps he had some mental problems, but then i felt really mad for him touching me (i had to warn him 3 times as well as the breast incident).
    It just freaked me out!
    Can anyone share some freaky customer moments so i don't feel alone? I'm sure there have been worse.

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    Heh he sounds like the customer I had who insisted he was a mind reader and could read a girls mind when she was on stage... then I danced for him... I've kind of blocked a lot of it out but I remember him screaming like he was having an orgasm... the second he sat down... then I was standing in front of him about to take my top off and he screams "OMG I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS!" then started rubbing his crotch... then fell to the floor and started rolling around going on about how it was his best orgasm ever

    This was all within a minutes time

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    A guy I'd never seen before came into the club, asked for me, and told me I'd been selected by the aliens because of my superior ability to genetically mutate to survive when the world ended. The whole time I was dancing for him his skin was kind of twitching like that guy in MIB right before the bugs all come out of him.
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    lol... Lena that's hilarious.. I would have played along.

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    At first I thought this guy suffered from petite mal seizures, but no. Classic case of nuts.

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    What a weirdo...he was probably on something.

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    Yeah, I posted about a really weird guy on my Myspace a couple weeks ago. He did the weird 'I can give you a massage after work' thing first. Then he pretended to know where I was staying that week and told me he would be there once I was done with work. (Uh, fuck no.) Finally he started pinching the skin on my back, legs, and arms a la Buffalo Bill in 'Silence of the Lambs'.

    I had the little flashes of myself in a hole in his basement being forced to rub lotion on my skin so he could wear a Ginger suit and decided I had to get the fuck away from this weirdo. He's the creepiest guy I've had in a while, and I get TONS of weird guys.

    Your guy sounds like he was either on drugs or totally mental and *not* on drugs. Glad you're ok though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    I had the little flashes of myself in a hole in his basement being forced to rub lotion on my skin so he could wear a Ginger suit...

    So you wouldn't get the hose again?
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    We had a guy that would come in, and be chatty.. and somewhat cool at first.. then the more he drank
    He started off tipping well.. but then after a few drinks (BEER at that!) He would start looking at the bills to determine if they were ones, or what... then he would just give one or two bills, the whole time SNIFFING like a damn dog.. then he would cuss us out.. one time he grabbed a dollar out of my hand while screaming "YOU LIED TO ME! YOU FUCKING LIED. YOU FUCKING LIAR!!" ..i couldn't help but laugh, because i'm like "you kidding me, right?!" Then he disappeared... and when they cut the lights on, the bouncers find his shoes..wtf!! He's laying in a far corner, by an unused sattelite stage, in a puddle of piss. ...He did this TWICE while i was there, and apparently a few times before.. then about a week or so later, i went to Ihop, and HE WAS MY WAITER!! Ugh. Needless to say, no Ihop for Gen on THAT day
    "You gotta snatch them mutha-f*ckaz up and let THEM know that YOU gonna take THEM out..anytime YOU feel like it! You gotta get the ground beneath yo feet, patnah..get the wind behind yo back and go out in BLAZE if you have to! Otherwise, YOU AIN'T SH*T!!" -2Pac as "Bishop" in Juice

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    He definatly sounds high, maybe some PCP and coke... plus just being a complete a-hole.

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    i danced for someone on drugs or something last night. about every other minute, it went about like this:

    "Hey Braxley"
    "Hey Braxley"
    "Hey Braxley"

    "... hm?"

    "... you're cool."

    nonstop. he also tells me the story behind every single time he ever cried in his life (during a marathon, when his friend died and his sister had a baby on the same day, in a bar while really drunk - even after claiming "I'VE ONLY EVER CRIED TWICE IN MY LIFE"). Then while dancing, "I wanna just suck one of those nipples" over and over and OVER (a continuous babble), but no attempt. So I got about 12 dances over the course of an hour, with occasional walkabouts to tip other girls on stage. he eventually started tipping in twenties, and when I noticed, guided him back to spend those on dances. eventually I think he must have realized how much he spent, because he wanted to go outside for some fresh air and never came back. good thing too because he was getting progessively drunk and gropier. he also had a good time telling me about his gypsy blood and life as a child carnie.

    weirdos never really freak me out though. I got a genuine good kick from the one that stole my beer-stained sweat-soaked top on the last dance of the night. it must have been a severe prize trophy because he just snatched it and bolted.
    "Since society is composed exclusively of dupes and scoundrels, let's decidedly play the latter: it's thirty times more flattering to one's amour-propre to gull others than to be made a gull oneself."

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