This is why you should listen to what other dancers say.
Last night it was really slow and there were only 3 guys in at one point.A girl approaches this guy and away they go for a dance, 3 minutes later she practically runs out the LD room white as a sheet saying "that guy freaks me out, he was shaking".
I looked over and yes he was shaking, but i have a friend who has a problem with shaking constantly and i know it isn't his fault, so i went over to chat to the guy.
He seemed ok, but the conversation was stilted as he stopped every now and then and stared at me in silence. I just thought he was a little bit slow, and i still had my non judgemental hat on so i decided to finish up and ask for a dance.
He sprang out of his seat and ran off to the LD room.
Once in there he came out with "make me come!" to which i put on a big fake smile and started the dance in silence. He kept leaning forward, tipped me $20 to take my top off (this was in a nude club! but i wasn't complaining), and kept yelling "Oh my god!".
But hey i could handle it.
Then things took a turn for a worse
"you're like rapunzel, i want to take you home and lock you in a tower"
!?!?!?
Then i felt it.
"get your fucking hands off of my breasts".
"oh sorry they were just there"
Well of course they are just there, im doing a lap dance. I backed away from him to do some floor work when he started screaming "spank! spank! spank!". I humoured him with some ass spanks, but then he sprang up shouting and jigging about"DANCE WITH ME!!!"
and i told him the dance was over. He ran out squealing like a kid in a candy shop.
God i was all shaken up after that! I can't really explain it but the whole thing just felt really weird and surreal. I didn't know whether to feel bad for him, perhaps he had some mental problems, but then i felt really mad for him touching me (i had to warn him 3 times as well as the breast incident).
It just freaked me out!
Can anyone share some freaky customer moments so i don't feel alone? I'm sure there have been worse.



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