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    Default Final Exam (sent to me in an email)

    Students in Biology class were taking their final exam. The last
    question was: "Name seven advantages of mothers milk," The question was worth
    70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven
    advantages.
    He wrote:
    1. It is perfect formula for the child.
    2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3. It is always at the right temperature.
    4. It is inexpensive.
    5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6. It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck.
    Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he
    wrote:
    7. It comes in really awesome containers.
    He got an "A"
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    Default Re: Final Exam (sent to me in an email)

    thats cute.


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    Default Re: Final Exam (sent to me in an email)

    LOL i like that.

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    Default Re: Final Exam (sent to me in an email)

    Sweet.

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