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    I was gonna go to work tonight and TRY to overcome some of my obstacles and make some money.

    I've been to work maybe 3 times in the past 3 months...and each time, I have left negative, due to my own issues. Once I made $200 somply because as I walked past some guy he grabbed me and said I got $200, lets go to VIP. All the other nights...I wander aimlessly, don't talk to anyone, when I do, it's a half assed effort....

    So. I was gonna go to work tonight. I curled my hair, shaved my legs for the first time in forever.....
    I needed a snack before work so I heated something in the microwave and carried it to the living room to eat in front of the tv. When I went to sit down, I tripped. I twisted my hip underneath me and it popped out and back in. It fucking hurt.
    Not to mention that I spilled hot food all over me and my couch.

    So now I cannot go to work.....maybe if I was in practice I coudl work with a hurt hip..but I havent danced or wore heels in so long, it will be hard enough. I don't have the stamina or energy....thoes muscles haven't been worked in so long.


    But it's ok. I'm gonna stay home, read my hustle notes some more, get myself in prime workign mood and be all ready for tomorrow. Hopefully by then, I can walk.

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    OMFG.

    I sat down on the floor to try to stretch out my hip and hopefully make it feel better. I went to lean back.....and smacked the back of my head off the corner of the coffee table.

    Now I've got a headache AND a hipache.


    Yeah....no work for me tonight. I'm way to accident prone to try balancing on 7inchers.

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    I hate it when shit like this happens. I slipped on a small puddle of water on one of my apartment steps last night as I was going to take the trash out. I caught myself with with my left hand, and today it's aching and sore along with my left foot. I didn't go in today either because of that and plus I am still sick. I hate Friday nights, the younger crowd doesn't go for me, but I'm gonna try to go in anyway, even if I make a profit of $50.



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    I took three weeks off a couple months ago. I lied to the manager; told her I was "sooo busy with finals and what not." I was just really burnt out. I was in the same position as you; I'd wander aimlessly around work, wouldn't really talk to anyone, and be lucky to leave with $60. So, like I said, I took some time off.

    The three weeks end, and I've got bills coming out my ears. Guess what I do the day I decide to go back to work: sprain my dang ankle.


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    Don't force yourself. You're not in the right headspace to dance right now. Is there something else you can do to bring in a bit of $$ while you wait for your groove to come back?

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    i'm sorry that this thread (the second post) made me LOL.

    you sound clutsy like me. heh

    hope you feel better soon and kick some ass at work.

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    FUCK! I just saw that I have a major bruise right near the crack of my ass due to that lovely fall.



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    Well, if it makes you feel better, the line at 3am tonight at the Rhino was longer getting out than it was to get in.

    I hate summers in Vegas! Tonight was HARD!

    Hope you feel better.

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    Sorry for what you have been going through. Las Vegas clubs always were waaay to stressful for me. I understand how you have been feeling. I many times dreaded going to work there.

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    I'm sorry you've been feeling so blah. And the money this summer in general has sucked ass. Hope your butt feels better.

    This may seem like such a newbie tactic, but it really does work when you're not feeling sexy or worth it, or like you can do it. Pump your self up using your stage name. Like this: Kaylinn is so sexy. She is a goddess. She walks into the room and heads turn. Kaylinn has something that others don't. Men have to line up if they want a dance. They love to tip her. Kaylinn is always smiling. Kaylinn is successful. Kaylinn is an incredible dancer. Kaylinn is an incredible hustler. Men love to drink champagne with Kaylinn while tipping her excessively etc etc etc... inserting your stage name as often as possible. Do it on the way to work, out loud if you can. Do it at home when you're getting ready.

    The whole point of the above is that while you may not believe that you are a goddess, Kaylinn certainly is, and she's the one that makes you all your money. And you have every right to be her and to believe in her.
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    Oh honey Im sorry I hope you're feeling better soon.
    You are amazingly beautiful and Im sure you will be back in it very soon and making thousands.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    AlexxaHex
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    Awwww!! I feel your pain!



    I'm scared to go back too. And of course I HAVE to make money so I probably won't. Bah.

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