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    Arrow Well you have the money..

    Ugh i hate when stupid customers do this..like its some sort of "funny joke" and they are so "witty"...

    "hey, since yer making all the money, hwo bout the next round on YOU?"
    (usually ill say something like, 'welll ill be gone by the next round..)

    "wow look at all those dollars on your garter! this dance should be free, you have enough money!"

    etc etc

    so annoying. lol. sometimes i dont know what to say.
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    ehhhhhhhhhhhh
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    i hate that. Sometimes they'll say "why don't you buy me a drink?" or stupid shit like that. And they get upset that we actually make a good amount of money. i just want to tell them "if nasty slobs were groping you all night long wouldn't you want to get paid well for it?" But i just smile and pretend that they made the funniest joke ever and try to see if i can still separate him from his money.

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    Fuckers. We deserve every penny for showing our shit to the public.

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    Yeah, I was playing the video crack machine the other day, and this total douche bag (one of the top 5 I've encountered this year, hands down) said, "Hey, watch out! She might become rich and WE might have to take our clothes off!" Then when none of his douche bag friends laughed, and I didn't laugh, he said it again!

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    ugh those guys are the worst. never good customers. where are you located? I don't hear this much in the chivalrous south unless the custie is from out of town, up north usually.

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    Say, "I'll never get rich by writing a lot of checks!"
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    ew what?!?! what a fucker......i totally agree with corsicafire!!

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    Default Re: Well you have the money..

    ugh i HATE that. i actually saw a guy at my club i hadn't seen since the 10th grade! he asked me to go eat, i said no, then he asked me for the $ for a beer... he'd come back tomorrow and pay me back...

    i was like... how could you take me to breakfast with no money? then i left and didn't much care to ever talk to him again

    another time, some friends of mine that just turned 21 were like, hey... buy us some patron! i was like heyyy fuck yourself!

    we strip for a reason. it's so we can enjoy the finer things in life, not pay for everyone elses!!!

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    EEEEEWWWWWW!!! I don't know what I would say if a custy told me that. I'd probably laugh in his face and just leave. Cheap-Cheap-Cheap! I think I hear a bird in here!



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    I laugh at them right in their face and say (loudly) in front of their friends "Oh I guess this is your first time in this sort of place! I guess you've never been to a club before! Let me help you! See, YOU pay ME! YOU give ME money...That's how it works here."

    Their friends usually look at them like they're retarded while I laugh and walk away. The way I see it, if they are that clueless, I'm not going to make any money off of them anyway, so why bother sugar-coating it? Not to mention, how fucking RUDE and completely fucking STUPID of them to think ANYTHING is "on me" WTF? Do you go to any other business person and say "hey, I bought one, why don't YOU buy the next one?" Yea, try that next time you're at Starbucks, shithead.

    They have to learn somehow, and I have a low tolerance for stupidity.

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    ^ LOL funny post. yeah good comeback, "sorry u must not understand....u pay me, asshole!" lol. you could be like, "sorry bud, in here, people pay me. never the other way around!"

    yeah usually i am rude to those kind of customers because yes they are usually NOT good customers.

    one drunk weirdo asked me for a rolling paper, while i was dancing for him. what the?

    SunChild - sorrry for that rude comment by that ass. some guys jus try to act "cool" and "downtalk" women in front of their friends.

    i hate when on a slow night for myself personally, some guy will come up to me, saying "hey can u dance for me? u look sooooo bored and yer not even busy at all!" or something like a stupid sarcastic joke like, "hey baby, can i steal u away from all the "busyyyyy" "works" yer doin? ha!" pff those are on the days where im already in a bad mood. GRRR
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    I think there are a lot of men who don't know what to say to us so they say stupid shit like this. Or they are assholes. It's probably a mixture.

    One of my favorite lines is, "Honey, you've gotta pay to play...... "
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    This girl was in the dressing room fuming last night because one of the MANY MANY douchebags filling up the club had demanded a free dance since strippers are so rich. He insisted that she already made like $100 a night (LOL!) so he should get a dance without having to pay for it. I told her to tell him she didn't make her money by working for free.

    Some of these guys, I swear. I was set to go on a fucking rampage last night, there were so many stupid fucking douchebags. I wanted to grab the bar knife and just run around the room stabbing everyone. Unfortunately I only got to slap one guy but that did help... and I got to giggle and wave goodbye when the biggest group of douchebags were thrown out against their loud protests.

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    I HATE that, there was this guy at the bar last night and I was there too, he looked at me and said look at your money, you should buy me a drink, I never talked to the guy or anything, just kind of passed by, I just walked off like what a loser he was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Say, "I'll never get rich by writing a lot of checks!"
    I was trying tot hink of a witty response but this one is perfect.
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    This is one of those times they get laughed at as I walk away to the next customer.

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    I usually ask them why I would give them money.. as they are really butt fucking ugly.. Unlike myself.

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    Oh yes, that pisses me off.

    I always ignore that comment, or laugh it off. Its not happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    IOne of my favorite lines is, "Honey, you've gotta pay to play...... "
    I love that!

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    I went with my husband to have fun at another club and saw a girl I used to know and she told me,"hey yall want a dance?!youre a stripper you have money!"I bought 1 from her after that but I didnt like that she hustled me.

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    Yeah that seems pretty tactless. We would never go up to a customer and say, "Hey! You're an engineer and you have money! Get a dance with me!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Say, "I'll never get rich by writing a lot of checks!"
    I said this last night at work with good effect

    The guy wanted a "freebie" dance and I said basically the above.. and the lightbulb went off in his head and he agreed with me thus dropped it. HA HA!

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