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    Default ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    http://www.slashgear.com/the-usb-pol...ass-106694.php

    Don’t get out much? Well now your prayers have been answered, you can purchase the USB Pole Dancer. With it you can have all the plastic boobies you want within the comfort of your own home.


    I am quite open-minded to other people’s definitions of hot, especially since my definition of cute is well blood sucking zombies and creepy skulls with fangs. However, a plastic stripper baffles me a little. I even understand guys making the rounds at the local stripclub, but a USB stripper is definitely odd.
    Just plug her in and she will spin, “gyrate”, and rub up and down the pole in tune with the lights and the “backing music”. Sadly no fancy pole tricks where they hang upside down or turn into a human pretzel and the bikini does stay on. It’s more of a PG-13 kind of a show you will still have to leave the house to see the actual boobies. Unless of course you do have a chick or are one. The dancer costs DKK 169,000 and I hope you can convert that because Google can’t.
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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    I saw this crap at Fry's and it was the stupidest thing I ever saw. For one thing, they purposely made the stripper look trashy, with bad makeup and hair. Also, all she does is bend the one leg thats straight and kick the leg thats in the air slightly, while the whole thing spins around. Yeah, that's gyrating alright!

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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    Does this "gadget" have any function? Initially, I thought the USB Pole Dancer was a storage device, but the write-up makes no reference to data capacity. Hmm, maybe that's the USB Dancer With A Purse ...

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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    I have now seen everything...


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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    I have now seen everything...





    ME TOO!!

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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    Where can you buy one at? Sorry but I think it's a great "gag" gift!!
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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    To hell with that, I want the USB laser-guided missile launcher!

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8bc4/
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    LMFAO thats pretty gay

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    Default Re: ULTIMATE Nerd Toy: USB Pole Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    LMFAO thats pretty gay
    Strippers are so homosexual!!

    *sorry, says that anytime someone says 'gay'*


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    chickin laaaaygz

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