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    Default The BEST Pick-up Line

    Reading some of the wisdom posted in The Lounge has reinforced my belief that at least 95% of veteran dancers are "pick-up" proof.

    Some of the lamest lines heard ITC/OTC could be originating from "The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines" ().

    The enterprising gentleman who compiled this dumpsite has categorized pick-up lines and posted alleged statistics for "attempts/success" with each line.

    Samples of "Stinkers"
    Category #1: Straight to the Point
    "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."

    Category #2: Innuendo
    Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

    Category #6: Just Plain Lame
    I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

    Category #7: Beavis & Butthead
    If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
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    Default Re: The BEST Pick-up Line

    Pick up lines for the lose....lol

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    The milk one actually made me laugh.

    But I have a thing for cheesy pickup lines, when used right. If the right guy uses them in a silly, confident way, it can be funny and engaging. A guy has to make me laugh for me to pay attention to him for more than four seconds.

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    Default Re: The BEST Pick-up Line

    So a guy could use this one Yekhefah, do it right and get somewhere being cute? "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    It would depend on the guy and his delivery. But I would not automatically be turned off by it. If I were in an open mood, the guy was hot, and he was funny about it, then yeah, I might laugh and talk to him a little more.

    I was at a party in college at a Jewish fraternity, and I got to talking with this cute guy about our respective Jewish backgrounds. I told him I was in the process of converting to Judaism, and he said, "Oh, so you don't actually have any Jew in you?" I said no, and he grinned and said, "Would you like some?"

    I nearly died laughing and wound up making out with him for awhile. Would've slept with him probably, but I remembered my then-boyfriend and sobered up and left (I was a dumbass kid). He got bonus points for working a cheesy line into the real conversation and it still makes me grin to remember it; hey, it was funny!

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    I'm the same way Yek, if a gu is too busy trying to be cool and "so awesome!" he bores me to tears. But a guy who can be himself and act goofy and get silly, instant attraction!

    My current guy and I were set up blind date style, and when I tlaked to him on the phone, he said he was going to show up driving his convertable...I thought "great, some yuppy stuck up guy, gag!" Well, he showed up in this monstrosity of an offroad buggy, which had no roof....I thought, okay, it's a good start! (That and he had an obnoxious hawaiian shirt on! )




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    I like how EE says "My current guy."

    HOPE REMAINS!

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