Reading some of the wisdom posted in The Lounge has reinforced my belief that at least 95% of veteran dancers are "pick-up" proof.
Some of the lamest lines heard ITC/OTC could be originating from "The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines" ().
The enterprising gentleman who compiled this dumpsite has categorized pick-up lines and posted alleged statistics for "attempts/success" with each line.
Samples of "Stinkers"
Category #1: Straight to the Point
"If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."
Category #2: Innuendo
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Category #6: Just Plain Lame
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
Category #7: Beavis & Butthead
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.



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