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    So my brother and his wife just got an adorable 2 month on puppy poodle. I was playing with the puppy and my niece at the same time. So I grabbed this stuffed hello kitty doll and dragged it on the floor. Puppy jumps on it, and starts to fuck the shit out of it!! That young, so horny at that age? I was caught off guard. LOL. But the funniest part was that my 3 yr old niece says to me with this puzzeled face, "It's shaking really fast auntie."

    I lost it there...haahaha.

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    Oh yeah, and when I grabbed the hello kitty OFF of the floor that little fucker was still attached to it! Trying sadomize it. LOL.

    I wish I would've recorded it to put it on youtube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    So my brother and his wife just got an adorable 2 month on puppy poodle. I was playing with the puppy and my niece at the same time. So I grabbed this stuffed hello kitty doll and dragged it on the floor. Puppy jumps on it, and starts to fuck the shit out of it!! That young, so horny at that age? I was caught off guard. LOL. But the funniest part was that my 3 yr old niece says to me with this puzzeled face, "It's shaking really fast auntie."

    I lost it there...haahaha.
    haha priceless....

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    Vyanka... I'm just ROFLMAO here!! first time I laughed all day.
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    That's very normal behaviour. It's older than u think in dog years and human children masturbate.

    My female dog humped pillows when she was a pup.
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    haha
    My best friends chihuahua likes to hump a kitty stuffed animal.

    she avoid touching it now. lol

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    I had a similar situation happen with a rabbit though.....those suckers can MOVE.

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