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    It's a tough lesson to learn once you get on the bad track of overspending and undersaving, but as always, Hollywood's there to teach us where we might end up if we don't act responsibly. These fine actors and actresses make oodles and oodles of money just for looking good and remembering lines - more money than any of us'll ever make with a simple, honest living. But even these people aren't exempt from the laws of good money management. I'll just put it to you straight. If we don't take care of our personal finances in the right way, we might have to...


    SELL OUR TEETH & HAIR ON EBAY!



    Oh man is this page funny:





    Last edited by Alaska; 08-12-2007 at 01:27 AM.

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    I know it's tough, but please try to excuse the apostrophe.
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    What teeth, he's a crackhead. What, is he selling the fillings?

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    Haha. one that was extracted (or fell out?) roots and all....prolly from like '95

    lol the bottom is funny where he signs off on his hair being authentic and almost writes "Corey Haim Haim"

    Each official Corey Haim "artifact" comes with a certificate of authenticity, because as everyone knows, the most profitable bootlegs on the market today are fake clumps of Corey Haim's hair. The scam is just timeless.

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    And to think i got a measley quarter for mine...

    POOP on that Tooth Faerie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    Haha. one that was extracted (or fell out?) roots and all....prolly from like '95

    lol the bottom is funny where he signs off on his hair being authentic and almost writes "Corey Haim Haim"

    Each official Corey Haim "artifact" comes with a certificate of authenticity, because as everyone knows, the most profitable bootlegs on the market today are fake clumps of Corey Haim's hair. The scam is just timeless.
    WTF!
    He'll need top $$$ per tooth to sell a maximum of 32 teeth, which is Mother Nature's cut-off for a healthy human mouth. Sadly, how many teeth "Corey Haim Haim" actually has left will probably not lead off the TV News at 5:00...

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    Default Re: Corey Haim's Sells His Teeth!

    Eww. Next he'll have a site a la 'Screetch', "help me raise $ to save my home"!


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    gosh i even IMDBed him, but i have no clue who he is. and i havent seen a damn thing he's been in. so he will not get me buying his nasty ass hair and teeth lol.

    Love it!

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    You haven't checked out The Coreys' amazing new show on A&E?

    Gosh.

    Hehe check this out, it pretty much sums up who he is, or was for the last 15 years or so:




    I remember seeing that on TV awhile ago, scary yo.


    Actually now that I look...never saw any of his movies either! I just live the 80's thru VH1, A&E, tabloid covers, my bf, etc. like the 90's child I am. Oh and of coures fond memories of Nick at Nite Boy Meets World, Growing Pains, Saved by the Bell, 90210...

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    teeth-full-o-meth

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    (Re: the YouTube interview) Faaaaack, he makes Ozzy Osbourne look articulate!!!!!!!!!

    OHmiGawd, I should feel bad about laughing at him. But I don't.

    I worked with a stripper like that a couple months ago but she was actually able to articulate that she wanted to chew my p*ssy lips off with her snaggly junkie teeth It was entertaining in a scary way..Her nickname is "Scary Carrie"

    (I think these people should become electively mute...)

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    You know I've watched a few episodes and he's completely still on shit. I"m saying crack.

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    ^^ Yup I thought the same thing. He's all whiny...in that crack way...

    I guess I'm talking about him kinda messed up but...meh

    I was trying to google to see how long he reports he's been clean (member when he had that heart scare on the show?)

    ...And the funniest stuff about him keeps coming up. Like this commentary from some site:


    i think that corey haim is the hott kid i loveee uuu so much and wen u read this ur probbably like shes nuts 2 be honest im 13 teen im in love never felt like this ever until i saw corey haim in license to drive i have all his movies on dvd and corey haim i fell in love with in the goonies witch i have in dvd but im sorry i love corey haim better i lovveeeee uu corey haimmmmm despartley nicole write back pleasee im not crazy im in lovvee
    xoxoxoxo ur bigest fannn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    You know I've watched a few episodes and he's completely still on shit. I"m saying crack.
    I think it is really dangerous for Feldman to be around that Haims guy.

    It is far easier to pull those around you down than it is to pull those around you up.

    Look at the last episode where we discover simply because Haims was around, Feldman began smoking (tobacco) again.

    Duh!

    Sometimes I wonder if the producers had played the numbers and hoped this shit happens for drama.

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    This made me so sad. I loved Corey Haim when I was 12 or so. My Tiger Beat heartthrob. *sniff*

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    The show for the most part is completely scripted and they own up to that. Both coreys are the producers.

    However, the fact that Haim isn't sober isn't supposed to be obvious.

    Like in the episode where he wanted to go shower, but obviously hadn't showered then went to "walk"..when he came down to "walk" you could tell he had been up there smoking rock and then went on a walk because of paranoia..

    then bought them a wedding gift 4 years after their wedding!!! when he came back.

    The reason I suspect and say all of this, is because my ex was doing the same SHIT. and I had no idea he was on anything till we broke up. So now I always look and pick up on it.

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    -Chrissy, you've never seen "The Lost Boys"?Really? (For some reason I always think he was in "TheGoonies", too. But nope, that was just Feldman.)

    I had a wisdom tooth pulled last week that had a fairly massive cavity and it looked far less nasty than Haim's tooth.
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    Remember when Feldman was the bad boy and Haim was the clean one?

    I had such a crush on Corey Haim when I was little. This is very sad to me.

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    How sad. I had the biggest crush on Haim, too. I LOVED (still do) Dream a Little Dream, License to Drive, and The Lost Boys with the 2 Coreys.



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