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    I was giving this kid a lap dance last night, and as I was dancing for him, he kept showering me with ones. I'm not gonna interrupt the dance to crawl on the floor and collect my ones, so I keep dancing. As I turn around to a differet move, I notice one of his friends is collecting thoes onces that are on the floor. When I look at this dude, he starts thorwing the money back at me, and I said Hey! That's my money! He said, I know, that's why I'm giving it back to you.
    Yeah...yoru pickign my money up off the floor, only to throw it at me so it goes back on the floor......what about all the money still in yoru hand??

    So the dance is over, and I collect the singles, and there are only $12 of them. I asid to guy I was dacing for, I only have $12 in singles, and I know you gave me way more than that. Youf riend waspicking them up off the floor and he stole them. The kid says, well..that's fucked up, that was my money for you.
    I said, well, betetr talk to him. The guy I was dancing for just said fuck it and gave me another stack of ones.

    Then he went to pay me for the dance and gave me a $100 bill. He said he needed mroe singles fo rme. I just got off stage and happened to have $50 in singles, so I siad, ok, I
    'll give you my 50 in singles, plus the $20 you owe me for a dance, equals $70. I dance for you one mroe time, and we'll call it even?
    He said ok..so I started dancing more, and he started throwing more singles on me as I danced....and lo and behold, theres his buddy scrambling on the floor collecting my money again.
    Bastard. Of course when I caught him he started giving it back...but in the end he collected probably $20-30 of my tip.
    I still made out with more than double the price of the dances in tips, but still.
    What a fucker!

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    I'd have kicked him in the head with a hell since his scrub as was on the floor anyway!

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    That is seriously quite pathetic.



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    Wow. I've had guys "recycle" money shower bills before.

    No, dude. It doesn't work that way. Want more rain? Get more bills!!

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    Oh man, his friend sounds like a little tard.

    I would have hooker-heeled him in the eye.

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    Sorry to be posting here being a custy, but I think someone saw the Pacman Jones Vegas story one too many times.

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    You KNOW he wasn't stopping his douchebag friend for a reason! ARGH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    You KNOW he wasn't stopping his douchebag friend for a reason! ARGH!
    That's exactly what I'm thinking too! He could have easily told his friend to chill!
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    what a douchebag. *rolls eyes*

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    What a retard. He probably wades in fountains to get people's pennies too.
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    ^^^ ................



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    I think he would have had little stilleto sized holes all in his ass.

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