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    Default Locked myself out of the house! Expensive Lesson to learn

    Whoa, $75 for the locksmith to jimmy the door with an allen wrench and something else. I coulda done that shit!

    I just spent $140 at Target for storage containers to get this place in order, and get things away from the kittens to destroy.

    I was watering my plants and locked myself out. At least I got to meet my neighbor, as I am usually so anti-social.

    Goddam it that was expensive though! The locksmith was funny, he once locked himself out of his locksmith van. He got shit for weeks from his coworkers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Goddam it that was expensive though! The locksmith was funny, he once locked himself out of his locksmith van. He got shit for weeks from his coworkers.
    Gah, that is funny.

    Do you have an automated garage door? You can install a keypad with a security code- then you won't get locked out again.

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    Oh! The locksmith here has a van with the vanity plate that says 'Keys404'. I laugh every time.

    Pricey!


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    Find a place to bury a hide a key.
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    Where you thought you were going to was never there,
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Gah, that is funny.

    Do you have an automated garage door? You can install a keypad with a security code- then you won't get locked out again.
    I has garaj dour opner. Sorry, just felt lolcatish there. How much would this keypad cost? Sounds expensive. I think I'll find my spare and hide it somewhere, there are many good hiding places not under the "Not Welcome" doormat.

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    Default Re: Locked myself out of the house! Expensive Lesson to learn

    The Keypads, are not that expensice, and if I remeber correctly they are easy to install.

    http://www.waynedaltonparts.com/Gara...ypads_s/13.htm
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