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    ooooooh Paris did Lindsey dirrrrrrty (lost dog)



    A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:
    LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
    Age: 3 in dog years
    Weight: Anorexic
    Eyed: Dilated
    Coat: Spotted/Freckled
    Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier


    My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
    MISSING
    If you have any information, please call — or go to —
    All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”


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    Default Re: ooooooh Paris did Lindsey dirrrrrrty (lost dog)

    Man- I would have thought Paris's stint in jail humbled her, but she's back to her old self.

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    Default Re: ooooooh Paris did Lindsey dirrrrrrty (lost dog)

    might not be her.. anyone couldve put that up.

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    Default Re: ooooooh Paris did Lindsey dirrrrrrty (lost dog)

    like comment #11 asks under the linked article, how do we know Paris did this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    Man- I would have thought Paris's stint in jail humbled her, but she's back to her old self.

    no kidding. She will never change. Spoiled brat is in her blood. Nicky Hilton seemed to get a lot less of that dna however.

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    Default Re: ooooooh Paris did Lindsey dirrrrrrty (lost dog)

    That's funny. I was going to do something similar like that on some asshole I dated once, lol.


    Why the beef?

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    Quote Originally Posted by head turner View Post
    no kidding. She will never change. Spoiled brat is in her blood. Nicky Hilton seemed to get a lot less of that dna however.
    Yeah, Nikki is so the humble one. I like her.

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    haha, jayda, we were thinking the same thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    haha, jayda, we were thinking the same thing!
    lol, yeah...below is another comment posted there.



    Isnt it interesting how almost everyone here has jumped to slaggin on these two unfortunate females who are obviously being used by the nasty MALE ***** whose myspace address is whats on the poster.

    Why didnt JJ include the myspace address so anyone who wants to give that nasty little pee wee crow bait hell can do so?

    And how about all you females who are slaggin on both paris and lindsay? Women will always be a woman’s worst enemy while men continue to use and abuse women.

    How sad………..and this is the 21st century.
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    I don't think it was Paris.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    lol, yeah...below is another comment posted there.



    Isnt it interesting how almost everyone here has jumped to slaggin on these two unfortunate females who are obviously being used by the nasty MALE ***** whose myspace address is whats on the poster.

    Why didnt JJ include the myspace address so anyone who wants to give that nasty little pee wee crow bait hell can do so?

    And how about all you females who are slaggin on both paris and lindsay? Women will always be a woman’s worst enemy while men continue to use and abuse women.


    How sad………..and this is the 21st century.
    Amen on the last few sentences.

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    Why's he gotta hate on the freckles? I am proud of my spotted coat, and Lindsey should be proud of hers too. Freckle-bellied terrier, indeed.

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    as if you'd put it on your own gate if you did do it.
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    hahahaa that is soo funny!!!

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    Well, if it's all spelled correctly, I doubt that Paris made it.
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    If its even her gate i highly doubt she would do it. Prob the paps themselves that did it to create a story.
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    blog from the myspace page at the bottom of the poster.

    how quick people are to point the finger at paris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ogID=299880145

    blog from the myspace page at the bottom of the poster.

    how quick people are to point the finger at paris.

    I am seriously lawling at the fact that this person dislikes Lindsay for the same things that Paris is infamous for. AHAHAHAA.
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    ^^^^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I am seriously lawling at the fact that this person dislikes Lindsay for the same things that Paris is infamous for. AHAHAHAA.
    Isn't that odd? I actually like both of them, I just thought the poster was hilarious.


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