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    Hey everyone! I was wondering has anyone tried that diet Pill called Alli? I have heard really good things about it from a few people but I don't wanna go out and buy it for 60.00 Dollars if it doesn't work. I've been taking that Hydroxy cut and that really works for me right now but I just don't wana eat anything and I know that isn't healthy. Any help would be great

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    It's for people who are significantly overweight. So I doubt you're in that category. Anyway, the only thing I do know about it is the fact that whenever you eat something with a high fat concentration, you will literally be running to the bathroom.







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    Alli is a low dose Xenical, right?

    It'll make you leak oil from your ass uncontrollably, and it really only works on extremely obese people who eat a high fat diet

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    The only thing I know about this is that when taking it, you need to be careful to eat a balanced, low-fat diet, or else, like CinnamonKisses said, you'll be calling the toilet your new home. Its not a "eat anything you want and STgILL lose weight" type of drug.

    I also don't get why they need to use cutesy alternate spellings on things like this. Apparantly its pronounced like the word "ally" but the way its spelled makes me wanna say it like "ahlee"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    Anyway, the only thing I do know about it is the fact that whenever you eat something with a high fat concentration, you will literally be running to the bathroom.
    It doesn't even give you a warning--oil literally leaks out of your ass. My friend has been taking it and the first time he slipped up on his diet, he was at work the next morning and it just leaked out while he was at his desk. YUCK!

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    OH NO you are NOT considering this product!!! I'm convinced some evil person bought the rights to what used to be called O-Lean & he's marketing it as a Scat Degradation Fetish product.

    True story- years ago there was a can of Pringles Potato Chips with O-Lean in it...I happened upon it....I had several of them & was pleased at how good they tasted....Not long after, I had an explosive crisis in the bathroom. Worse yet, my brothers were waiting for me to drive them somewhere, so they were looking for me....THEY were horrified by results & these are GUYS!!!!! To this day, they still laugh about how O-Lean Pringles made a cute little thing like me make a Scat Explosion....

    So PLEASE, leave the Alli to the "Jackass" guys for stunts and pranks.

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    Alli keeps your body from absorbing some of the fat that you consume. It's gotta go somewhere.....out yer butt! The company's own website suggest that wearing dark pants is probably a good idea, and also suggest having an extra pair at your workplace.....eeeeep!

    I think this shit is basically behavior modification......you don't eat fatty food (because you don't want to shit yourself in public), and then you lose weight. It's just an extreme way to get you to eat right. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're desperate.....why not try to modify your diet on your own? You won't have shit yourself in public if you mistakenly eat some cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    Alli is a low dose Xenical, right?
    yep, exactly what it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    OH NO you are NOT considering this product!!! I'm convinced some evil person bought the rights to what used to be called O-Lean & he's marketing it as a Scat Degradation Fetish product.
    HA...all I think of when I hear about that stuff is the scene in The Sweetest Thing...
    Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.
    Roger: You cause anal leakage
    Peter: It says so on the bag.
    Roger: [reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth] What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?

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    my sister in law works at a doctors office, and they wont even let their patients take alli. it REALLY does cause you to poo uncontrollably! (of course their are exceptions, but not very many people are that religious about the strict diet)

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    I might be wrong, but doesn't the Alli box say something in very small print about not wearing white under garments or white clothing while on the medication due to "leakage."

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    OH my God I am never going to try that stuff! That sounds horrible. I would probably be alright b/c I try not to eat much fat as it is but I wouldn't wanna mess up and then shit my pants on stage!!! How can that be healthy??? How can they even sell that shit??

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