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    Ha ha... learn the rules before you play!

    As one of the bouncers put it, I "raped a Mexican" last night. This group came in at the end of a slow night, and they really liked me. They were tipping me well onstage, a couple of them got a dance or two, and they were having a pretty good time. So this one agrees to get a dance and we go off to the VIP.

    I was in a good, sexy mood and I really turned it on. This guy was blown away. He was moaning, gasping, squirming, getting really into it. As each song ended, I'd breathe in his ear, "Uno mas?" And he would gasp, "Si! Si!" We kept on going and going, and I can see his friends through the window looking back and laughing. Finally they sent another dancer, who speaks Spanish, in to stop us.

    She came in and stopped me, explaining, "This guy's never been to a strip club before! He doesn't know he's being charged for every dance!" She explained as much to the guy in Spanish, and his eyes went wide. He asked how much he owed. "$280," I replied. She translated. He went white, asked her to repeat it, and she did, explaining that it was fourteen dances at $20 each. Resigned, he dug in his wallet and pulled out three hundreds, and handed them over. I smiled and said gracias, and asked the other dancer to ask him how much change he wanted back, or if he wanted any. She was horrified. "He just spent $280!" she exclaimed. "I'm not going to ask him for a tip!"

    Hmph. I would have. Darn newbies. I gave him his $20 change and flounced off wishing I spoke better Spanish. He had a few more hundreds in there, probably his pay for the week... if she hadn't come in and stopped us, I might've had all of it!

    Hey, it ain't my fault he didn't learn the rules first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Hey, it ain't my fault he didn't learn the rules first!
    Nope. And his friends obviously knew the rules and didnt tell him...and let him go a LONG time before "saving" him.

    I HATE it when guys pretend(and its almost ALWAYS pretending...you'd have to pretty much grow up under a rock not to know the basics) to not know the rules. I had one guy once(I forget where he was from..but he SWORE the rules were differant there) who got 10 dances, then tried to pay for ONE. He even argued with the bouncer.."It's $20 until I come right???" Ewww and no.

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    Default Re: Ha ha... learn the rules before you play!

    I agree with Cameron_Keys, his friends were asses for not telling him, that's not cool, but seriously, how could he think the dances were going to be free??

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    Exactly. I don't know how anyone in their right mind can think dances are free. I've had some insist that I gave them a dance because I really wanted to. Um... no. But it sounds like you did a great job working him--you were just doing your job. Not your fault he was extremely naive. And way to end a slow night!!

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    Default Re: Ha ha... learn the rules before you play!

    I'm glad you got your money! His friends let him keep going because they knew he could pay for it.

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    I dunno, maybe he thought there was a set price for a time block or something? He seemed genuinely shocked. And he did seem very sweet and naive, and new to the strip club experience. But he kept his hands on the edges of the seat the whole time and never once tried to touch me, so someone had explained that part at least (maybe at the door, where the big "no touching" sign is).

    He was awesome, but the ringleader of their little group then kept pulling me aside to remind me of how much money I had made off his friend, and how he had hooked me up, and how I owed him, etc. Fuck him, I didn't owe him shit. He wanted a half-price dance as a reward, so I gave him one of the standard $10 topless dances and made him feel like it was something special. He said he'd bring them all back again on Friday, which is fine if they spend money but no, I don't owe him anything no matter what he thinks.

    Everyone there was acting like $280 was an unimaginable fortune. Geez, guys, it's a gentlemen's club!

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    at least he had the money! i'd be worried that after that many dances the guy wouldnt be able to pay up.

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    Default Re: Ha ha... learn the rules before you play!

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    "It's $20 until I come right???" Ewww and no.
    Classic!
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    If there's any doubt at all, meaning if I have never seen the guy before, I tell him how much it is and tell him the rules. Screw rolling the dice on a guy who won't pay. I don't really see my club enforcing it if a guy plays that dumb, what are they going to do, go through his pockets?
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    Well, i work in LA county and $280 is a fortune to alot of these guys. When they act like that i just pretend that i agree with them and then they think of me as "that nice girl that kinda looks out for them." It's gotten me a lot of repeat business for sure. Good thing he had the money, there's been some idiots that buy more than one dance that they cannot afford and then act like they thought it was for less and try to walk out or something.

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    Default Re: Ha ha... learn the rules before you play!

    That's a big risk to do so many dances in a row for someone who doesn't seem to know the rules, or any customer for that matter. You are very lucky he had the cash.

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    Yea, good thing it worked out in your favor Yek. I NEVER do that many dances on a customer that I have never danced for before. What if he hadn't had the money to pay you? good thing he did..but still...

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    Default Re: Ha ha... learn the rules before you play!

    well, she is a rubia, and mexican men have a strong preference for them (look at the wives of the wealthiest and whitest mexicans). so her odds were better than average right off the bat of getting her money.

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    ^^ what is a rubia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    ^^ what is a rubia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    Blue eyes and blonde hair, fair complexion
    Oh...I've never heard that before and here I AM that! lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Oh...I've never heard that before and here I AM that! lol!
    It's a Latin/Spanish word..I'm part Latina and my family calls me La Rubia..

    Meaning the blonde one or the fair one.
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    Back on topic...Yekhefah you're lucky this worked out for you..I would done exactly what the same thing..Shit it was a slow night and really what did you have to lose..For whatever reason I've never been burned by a Latino..Even if they didn't have all the cash they'd get it from their friends...Let it be someone else and the manager and bouncer would've had to get involved.
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    Default Re: Ha ha... learn the rules before you play!

    gosh, $280 is pocket change.... i had a similar experience the other day... some people treat that ammount as if its a grand....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KamrynAnne View Post
    gosh, $280 is pocket change.... i had a similar experience the other day... some people treat that ammount as if its a grand....

    To you it's pocket change, to some people it is 40 hours or more of backbreaking manual labor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    To you it's pocket change, to some people it is 40 hours or more of backbreaking manual labor.
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    I had no idea he didn't know the rules. After all, several of his friends had gotten a dance or two from me, they were all tipping me onstage, and as soon as he sat down he put his hands to the side and never tried to touch me. So I had no way of knowing he'd never been to a strip club before and couldn't play the game.

    And at this particular club, yeah, the bouncers would've raided his pockets if he didn't pay up. The Mexicans in Montana are pretty good spenders; they're mostly working good construction jobs and are carrying more cash than they've ever had in their life, so I find it pretty easy to separate them from it. I've done long multi-dance sessions with several of them, so this wasn't out of the ordinary until this guy's friends stepped in to "rescue" him. And like someone else said, they let him go so long because they knew he had it, and he did have several crisp hundreds in his wallet. Too bad my Spanish isn't better, or I might have had a few more of them, heh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    She was horrified. "He just spent $280!" she exclaimed. "I'm not going to ask him for a tip!"
    Ummm duh? Wouldnt them spending $280 be more the reason to ask if they want change expecting them to have you keep it as a tip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    To you it's pocket change, to some people it is 40 hours or more of backbreaking manual labor.

    Agreed. Its good he did have it. His friends were dicks for not telling him in the beginning assuming he understood the rules. You did the right thing and did tell him at the beginning anyways. Free dances my ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    To you it's pocket change, to some people it is 40 hours or more of backbreaking manual labor.
    Very true before I was a dancer when I was younger, it was 40 hours in fast food dealing with that shit, stressful. For some it is worse, working on the road or in construction or construction in the heat.

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