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    Yeah..I hate Michael Vick with the fire of a million suns and all..but this guy needs to get back on his meds. FAST....

    Aug 15 2007Michael Vick gets sued by a crazy person
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    NFL quarterback Michael Vick is facing federal charges for allegedly participating in illegal dogfighting, and now he's being hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches, who says Michael stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Fox News reports:

    The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
    “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

    Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

    Oh yeah, did I mention the lawsuit was written by hand? Because it's written by hand.

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    Lmao. That was a true laugh out loud moment. I think sitting in a jail cell for 23 hrs a day 7 days a week would do that to me too. Wow..

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    ahahahaha that's great. Can you imagine the look on the face of the lawyer who first read that. You know he was cracking up....
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    Wow!!!!! Prison food must be getting to that dude!
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    I LOVE this part..."“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings"

    How EXACTLY do you PHYSICALLY hurt someones FEELINGS I wonder??? lololololol....

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    ^^^^HAHAHA! That was my first thought EXACTLY when I read the OP.
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    somebodies just a lil nuts...


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