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    can someone explain gonzo to me...i know it's a term for a kind of sex in porn...well i think, anyway. But I would like to know exactly what gonzo is.

    thanks in advance lol

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    Gonzo means the performers in the movie break the fourth wall, that is, they acknowledge the presence of the camera. They're not acting a role, they're just fucking on camera. Gonzo movies may (and frequently do) have a theme, but they lack a plot or characters.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: gonzo!! wtf? lol

    ah hah! i see. i probably should have googled that first.

    i thank you both for the clarification

    gonzo mos def isn't for me. would you all say that usually the more well known pornstars that really try to brand themselves don't star in gonzo films? Like Jenna Jameson, or Brianna Banks - they normally are in features, with a plot, ect. right?

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    I think 95% of the girls in porn don't necessarily want to only do gonzo, but features are much more scarce and right now DVD's are selling for shit. Internet is what sells, and most of the stuff on the internet is gonzo. It's sad but it's true, which sucks because honestly I would love to do a feature at some point. I don't really fit the 'look' of the girls that are normally in those though, and I'm not willing to physically change myself to become one. I'll do barely legal shit all day long instead. But I digress...

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    what do you mean you dont have the look?what is the look?
    i think your hot and have the cutest boobies ever.......i guess i dont know shit about porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christian*Doll* View Post
    what do you mean you dont have the look?what is the look?
    i think your hot and have the cutest boobies ever.......i guess i dont know shit about porn.
    My look is 'girl next door', or so I've been told. I don't look like a girl you would think would do porn, and certain people only want to work with the type of girl that looks very 'porn'. It's been a blessing and a curse to me work wise, because I'm 23 and 80% of my shoots are for the barely legal stuff, but I will probably never be the 'it' girl in porn for the exact same reason.

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    Default Re: gonzo!! wtf? lol

    Well nobody wants to spend an hour downloading a terrible plot for a bad porn... so internet stuff would be gonzo because it's quicker to download and see what you like.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    I think 95% of the girls in porn don't necessarily want to only do gonzo, but features are much more scarce and right now DVD's are selling for shit. Internet is what sells, and most of the stuff on the internet is gonzo. It's sad but it's true, which sucks because honestly I would love to do a feature at some point. I don't really fit the 'look' of the girls that are normally in those though, and I'm not willing to physically change myself to become one. I'll do barely legal shit all day long instead. But I digress...
    I agree! I'd LOVE to do a full length feature..I thnk that would be a blast! But it will not likely happen...there are so few being shot and its such a tight clique that makes them(Janine, Jesse Jane, etc..).I could probaby be made up to look "porn" because of the fake boobs...but I'm just not a big enough name.


    I think gonzo is stupid. I hate having to "seduxce" the fucking camera...lol
    But then again...I think most porn is pretty stupid. I rarely have a shoot I dont bust out laughing at!

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    Default Re: gonzo!! wtf? lol

    so the look is what,fake boobies blonde hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I think gonzo is stupid. I hate having to "seduxce" the fucking camera...lol
    But then again...I think most porn is pretty stupid. I rarely have a shoot I dont bust out laughing at!
    Me too! I always laugh, sometimes in the middle of a scene. I can't keep a straight face, especially when I'm doing 'reality' porn. It's all so fake and predictable that I just can't be totally serious.

    And I totally forgot that most of the girls that have gone under contract with companies that do features on a regular basis (Adam and Eve, Club Jenna, SexZ, etc.) did gonzo for a while before the largers companies knocked on their doors. They were performers that already had fans. The company I went under contract with shot me 5 times before they asked me to sign under them, and it was because they had already seen what I acted like on camera and how consumers reacted to me.

    Most agents won't just tell companies that a girl will only do features, because she's going to be sitting on her ass waiting for the phone to ring 99% of the time. Shit, quite a few won't take on too many girls that only do g/g, because they know that the girls won't get that much work. Girl not working a ton=agent not making that much money off the girl=agent not wanting too many girls that have lots of restrictions. I got lucky with my agent because I do have a lot of restrictions (no anal, rough stuff, creampies, really degrading scenes) but they knew that before I got started. I still get work though, even if it is normally for the same companies over and over.
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    ^^^ The 'reality' porn...isn't real? But...but...don't you always have sex with the guy who shows up to fix your clogged sink? Your broken AC? Y'mean you don't get into a van with two guys and a camera who stop you on the sidewalk?

    Heh. I love the Jules Jordan-directed gonzos, or those that emulate his style. Run-of-the-mill gonzos, not as much. They can get boring and repetitive fast.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    I do fetish porn sometimes and you can't help but laugh during those shoots. You want me to do what?. Funnily enough, I've never done gonzo... I've always had a plot. A stupid plot, yes, but a plot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I do fetish porn sometimes and you can't help but laugh during those shoots. You want me to do what?. Funnily enough, I've never done gonzo... I've always had a plot. A stupid plot, yes, but a plot.
    Yeah, that might be why I like fetish stuff so much, especially foot fetish. It's silly, but it pays well. I think my favorite fetish shoot ever was a shoot where I had to stomp on all kinds of blow up pool toys and then stab them with scissors because they had 'upset' me. WTF kind of porn is that?

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    ^^^ Oh wow, years ago i did this wannabe porn thing where i had to blow up and pop balloons while topless. It was so funny and i was trying not to laugh the whole time. Then one of the balloons popped by accident and i looked so startled and the guy filming it went nuts and loved the expression i made.

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    BALLOON PORN IS THE BEST!!! Hahaha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    ^^^ The 'reality' porn...isn't real? But...but...don't you always have sex with the guy who shows up to fix your clogged sink? Your broken AC? Y'mean you don't get into a van with two guys and a camera who stop you on the sidewalk?
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    this lil grasshopper has much to learn.

    i want to be a pornSTAR...not an adult film actress, but a star in every sense of the word. ambitious? oui. I'll see you guys at an expo or award show within the next like, year, year 1/2 hahaha!

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    Ahaha Uncle D wants me to do a shoot for his 'smother me' series.. some stupid fetish stuff where I have to sit on his face fully clothed Hows that for weird fetish? LoL I don't even consider that porn...

    Oh and... Im doing my first shoot in a month!! *prances* and yea... anyway /end threadjack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    Ahaha Uncle D wants me to do a shoot for his 'smother me' series.. some stupid fetish stuff where I have to sit on his face fully clothed Hows that for weird fetish? LoL I don't even consider that porn...



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    I do a lot of gonzo work, its low budget on the production set up as in the where the location is for the shoot, and how many performers are on set, and also make up artist and food.

    Gonzo for me is more fun, becuase I get to focus on the work and not the distractions around me.

    at the end of the day I know I have done my best work, and also come home with a nice paycheck. for a few hours of work.
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    Ok I guess I am lost here and this really is off topic but what is a creampie in sexual/pornographic terms?

    nevermind i found it!haha thanks

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